Who am I? Well... I am not saying that i'm Batman, I'm just saying that nobody has ever seen him and I in a room together at the same time. So that must stand for something.
I am down to earth, thrill seeker, bad ass on the outside, easy going, fun loving, intelligent, energetic, and mad scientist on the inside. I like thinking outside of the box, wait a minute, where did the box go? Did you steal my box? This undermines my entire lecture here... Moving along... The point is that more than often enough I can come up with a solution that no one thought about. (BTW I'm sending you an invoice for my box)
I ride Motorcyles, I am a genius in the kitchen, I drive stick, I know how to field strip at least 3 major guns and reassemble them while blindfolded, I drink beer, I like to workout, I know how to scuba dive, I play piano, and I can fix your computer. okay, I just lost my train of thought. It's all your fault, you stole my box!!! Alright moving along...
I am well traveled. I have backpacked through Asia for 6 months (Philippines, China, Japan, Thailand) lived in Europe for 2, traveled to most of the Caribbean and South America, and I am crossing them off my list as I go. I try to travel as often as possible, and book trips well in advance. Traveling doesn't define me, its just damn fun! And my bucket list seems to be getting seemingly smaller and smaller as the days go by.
For those women that have these concerns, I live alone, drive, I am not socially awkward, can speak in complete sentences, knows the difference between there and their, can fix/assemble things, I am a master cook and and do so with regular frequency(more than 3 times a week), good with animals, can swim/dive, learning how to fly/pilot, and can pat my head and rub my stomach at the same time, while walking and chewing gum. Just imagine what I could do if I still had my box.... Oh right.... profile.....
I have recently taken up learning to play the piano in my quest for total world domination. I have Even composed my own song:
Bruno Mars - When I was your man
Me - The Seventh Cut
Rihanna - Stay (Cover)
I haven't quite fit the plan together yet, however I have come to realize that my right brain won't cooperate with my left brain... Tomorrow I plan to send my right brain death threats to submit or else. The following day I plan to invade in what I like to call "operation brain storm"
Wait, I probably shouldn't be thinking about this... Oh no... right brain launched a preemptive strike.... (passes out) (thud) Ohh... Theres my box.... :)
So.... Now I should probably expand on who/what I am looking for. For starters, someone that can help me find my box when it goes missing. Alternatively someone who also wont try to steal my box in the process of courtship would be helpful. But more importantly, someone who I can be myself with, laugh with, share with, spend time with, and get to know what makes her smile. Someone who shares similar goals with me, like traveling together, or reaching our fitness goals, or enjoying a freshly cut coconut on some island in a tropical paradise while taking in the breeze.
NOTE: Please do not message me if you do not have at leaste one picture in your profile. And please do not message me just "hi" or "how are you"
Pre-Reqs: Must Love Zombies. And not be afraid to put one down should the occasion call for the headshot.