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munky-o-matic

34 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:04am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Pacific Islander, Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There's a lot more to me than meets the eye. But you have to ask the right questions to get to know who i am. On to it!

Who am I? Well... I am not saying that i'm Batman, I'm just saying that nobody has ever seen him and I in a room together at the same time. So that must stand for something.

I am down to earth, thrill seeker, bad ass on the outside, easy going, fun loving, intelligent, energetic, and mad scientist on the inside. I like thinking outside of the box, wait a minute, where did the box go? Did you steal my box? This undermines my entire lecture here... Moving along... The point is that more than often enough I can come up with a solution that no one thought about. (BTW I'm sending you an invoice for my box)

I ride Motorcyles, I am a genius in the kitchen, I drive stick, I know how to field strip at least 3 major guns and reassemble them while blindfolded, I drink beer, I like to workout, I know how to scuba dive, I play piano, and I can fix your computer. okay, I just lost my train of thought. It's all your fault, you stole my box!!! Alright moving along...

I am well traveled. I have backpacked through Asia for 6 months (Philippines, China, Japan, Thailand) lived in Europe for 2, traveled to most of the Caribbean and South America, and I am crossing them off my list as I go. I try to travel as often as possible, and book trips well in advance. Traveling doesn't define me, its just damn fun! And my bucket list seems to be getting seemingly smaller and smaller as the days go by.

For those women that have these concerns, I live alone, drive, I am not socially awkward, can speak in complete sentences, knows the difference between there and their, can fix/assemble things, I am a master cook and and do so with regular frequency(more than 3 times a week), good with animals, can swim/dive, learning how to fly/pilot, and can pat my head and rub my stomach at the same time, while walking and chewing gum. Just imagine what I could do if I still had my box.... Oh right.... profile.....

I have recently taken up learning to play the piano in my quest for total world domination. I have Even composed my own song:

Bruno Mars - When I was your man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2YyoT1aKU0

Me - The Seventh Cut
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvPEgOilyxc

Rihanna - Stay (Cover)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dha42OBfc0g

I haven't quite fit the plan together yet, however I have come to realize that my right brain won't cooperate with my left brain... Tomorrow I plan to send my right brain death threats to submit or else. The following day I plan to invade in what I like to call "operation brain storm"

Wait, I probably shouldn't be thinking about this... Oh no... right brain launched a preemptive strike.... (passes out) (thud) Ohh... Theres my box.... :)

So.... Now I should probably expand on who/what I am looking for. For starters, someone that can help me find my box when it goes missing. Alternatively someone who also wont try to steal my box in the process of courtship would be helpful. But more importantly, someone who I can be myself with, laugh with, share with, spend time with, and get to know what makes her smile. Someone who shares similar goals with me, like traveling together, or reaching our fitness goals, or enjoying a freshly cut coconut on some island in a tropical paradise while taking in the breeze.

NOTE: Please do not message me if you do not have at leaste one picture in your profile. And please do not message me just "hi" or "how are you"

Pre-Reqs: Must Love Zombies. And not be afraid to put one down should the occasion call for the headshot.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am an Evil Genius. But for now I fund my evil plots by working in the field of IT consulting. I am rapidly expanding my business and partnering with the right people to raise a gillion dollars!

My unique talents and skill sets keep me close enough to technology, yet out of the eyes of suspecting onlookers that may shut down my evil genius empire. I have my own set of minions as well, and I feed them with BA-NA-NAS!!!! I didn't steal that one, they stole it from me. I have the copy-writes to prove it. (Which I probably stole in one of my earlier plots to take over the world) See link below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvwnbOqTkvI

To help fund my "Evil Genius" empire, I also moonlight as a crash test dummy. The risk is high, but the payout is great. I bleed my way while laughing all the way to the bank. "Hahaaaa. oww.. Ahahah.. owww!"

When I am not working on funding my evil empire I am working on being the most interesting man in the world. I drink Dos Equis! I am currently trying to live vicariously through myself. So far so good! "Stay Thirsty My Friends"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
♦ Appreciating life's little ironies
♦ (inserting weird parenthetical phrases into my writing)
Teaching people new things
♦ Reciting unsolicited random facts
♦ Swimming [and somewhat less good at drowning]
Angry Birds
Words With Friends I'll kick anyone's ass!
♦ Writing and making up lyrics to songs
♦ Holding my breath underwater
♦ Drinking things really fast
living with passion
Inappropriate humor
♦ Shamelessly dancing the Pee-wee Herman dance.
♦ Surviving hard to survive situations
Giving advice (yet I cant seem to follow my own)
♦ Driving Really Really Excruciatingly Fast!
Fixing things myself
♦ Using bullet points (♦)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes, my voice, followed by my confidence, then my smile.

Then they usually ask me if that is a banana in my pocket or if I am happy to see them. More than often enough, its a banana to feed my minions with! Sometimes they get lucky!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Shows: The Big Bang Theory, Family guy, Simpsons, American Dad, Iron Chef, Californication, House of Lies. How I met your mother, House, Hung, Seinfeld, LOST, The EVENT, V, Anything on Science Channel about Space Discovery or particle physics. (What??? I'm smart!!!)
Food: Everything under the sun
Music: anything except country
Movies: Fear and Loathing, The Game, Gattica, AI, Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind, The Skin I live in, Immortals, 300, & epic movies of that sort.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Breathing... If I'm not breathing then I'm not living.
My job... Someone has to pay the bills right?
My car... Because biking to work in 10 degree weather seems odd!
My passport... Yup, name a place, if I haven't been there, i'm already planning to!
My laptop... I love surfing the internet. Addicted to Google!
My iPhone... I have to stay in contact with you some how.
♦ My Sonicare... You really wouldn't want to kiss me with funky breath or yellow teef would you?
Peanut Butter.... I love the stuf can't get enough of it!!
Cheese... I don't know a better indulgence out there. Except perhaps peanut butter and cheese. But I digress...
Sex.... I am only human. If you cut me, would I not bleed?

That was more than 6. As your attorney adviser, I highly recommend that you get a lawyer and file a petition! (Fear and Loathing)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
♦ The Same thing we do EVERY night Pinky! Trying to find another plan to take over the WORLD!!!!

♦ Knocking yet another line item off my bucket list. I am almost there!!! Just have to climb mount Everest, and piss on the world.

♦ How to help chickens to Fly so that America wont be the worlds most overweight place anymore. Instead, we will have to work to catch our food! Catching chickens 200 calories at a time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing in with some vino, or running around in the city if my friends call me out.

Other than that I am thinking up of the next place in the world that I want to travel to and probably booking it!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I have an OK Cupid Profile. I don't have a problem meeting anyone new, but this keeps it interesting.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd prefer to skip the online chitchat and meet for a quick drink. Send me a message. I find that you really learn a lot more about a person by meeting face to face. And we wont waste each others time if we both know its not going to work out

Odds are that we will either end up hating each other, feel no chemistry, or perhaps just by chance... We may feel those sparks that urge use to go on... Now wouldn't that be something....

Sorry no COD's accepted. Batteries not included, Shipping and handling is an extra 9.95. For another one of me you have to pay a small processing fee. Rush delivery available. Accept no substitutes. Prohibited where restricted. Don't forget to look both ways before crossing, For best results, re-apply and use vigorously!

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