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munster_mash

30 M Gainesville, FL

My Details

Last Online
May 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
this needs to be updated. maybe one day.

my photography https://www.facebook.com/takeyourmedicineproductions

fred is velvety smooth with exceptional virginity and a balanced ph.

i'm a jack of all trades and a master of none. some thoughts and some of my favorite things to do/are climbing, the colors green and purple, listening to music, art, traveling, figuring out how people's minds work. i play a little bit of bass and guitar but doesn't everyone these days. i want to get my my tongue split and do body suspensions. one day i want to be covered from head to toe in tattoos. i'm so simple, i'm complicated. i have in endless supply of useless knowledge. i also love cartoons and comic books. honestly i just like movies and books in general. when Armageddon comes, i'll have front row seats. in my world, i would be a superhero. boardgames are fun. i'm a self proclaimed gangster pirate ninja bunny. i would like to some day rule the world. i love monsters, especially zombies. I live for the moments I won't remember with the friends I'll never forget. i've been told i'm an anti-establishment, idealist. i think that love without sex is like buying a car without test driving it first. i will choke until i swallow. sometimes, i just want to put on a bunny suit and scream. i do math when i'm having sex. i think we should all have a tree to meditate on. i love old run down abandoned houses. chainsaws are fun. Holidays are over-rated. religion is like spirituality and politics had a bastard love child. I wish I could use the Jedi mind trick on people. coffee creamer is better than coffee. maybe if i smoke jesus, i can transcend death. just because i'm a straight guy doesn't mean i don't like to put on a dress and feel pretty too. i love playing with sharp things. the world is my play ground and god is dead. i know because he's in my trunk.

people i'd like to meet: gods, ninjas, kitties, pirates, saiyans, bettie paige, satan, cartoons, mike patton, beth gibbons, zombies, anything dead really, any kind of monsters, anton lavey, les claypool, dimebag darrell, danny carey, mila jovovichn, albert holmann and maybe you, if you ask nice

I am soft, chewy, and colorful
What I’m doing with my life
exploring enlightenment, planning world domination and taking pictures of it. interested in seeing some of them? https://www.facebook.com/takeyourmedicineproductions?notif_t=page_user_activity
I’m really good at
it's hard to say, seeing myself in my minds eye. get to know me, then you be the judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
people tell me i smell good. other then that, you tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: lady gaga Portishead, Tool, Mike Patten(mr. bungle, faith no more, peeping tom, lovage, fantamas), white zombie, primus, patsy cline, muse, tony danza tap dance extravaganza, zao, lamb of god, ludacris, pink floyd, pantera, dillinger escape plan, johnny cash, buckethead, mc hammer, melt banana, bjork, beethoven, estradasphere, yes, mozart, snot, nin, deftones, johnny paycheck, frog brigade, a perfect circle, michael jackson, the mars volta, queen, outkast, prince, three six mafia, david bowie and many more.

Movies: ghostbusters, Natural Born Killers, Fido, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Pootie Tang, watchmen, dead alive, evil dead, fight club, blood car, party monster, fifth element, imprint, ichi the killer, the addiction (takashi miike is the shit!!), hedwig and the angry inch, Dragon Ball Z and anything with dark humor or blood

art: h.r. giger, alex grey, salvador dali, chet zar, m.c. escher

Books: garth ennis(preacher is the best comic ever!!), chuck palahnuik, neil gaiman (especially american gods) , clive barker, Jack Kerouac, Kurt Vonnegut, anton lavey. oh and goosebumps are the shit!!!

Food: i like to cook so i pretty much love all types food. especially sushi, peanut butter and cheesecake
The six things I could never do without
Peanut Butter, Kitties, Music, Trees, Pretty Colors and spell check.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
monsters and being god are my favorite things to think about. i think about everything though. i'm very analytical, i think too much. i wish my brain had in "on/off" switch. i'm too aware, if there is such a thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
everyday is friday in my world
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
if you think we should be friends.