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52 Rockford, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 34–57
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:49am
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English, Spanish (Fluently), French (Okay), Swahili (Okay), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
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My life is kind of like that Hank Snow song...and I have lived a lotta places too. I prefer off the beaten path nuggets, but realize that some things are must sees or must dos, so I check 'em out in my own way. Sometimes I go it alone, but having a traveling companion in life is a monster bonus because the Precious Moments Chapel, the roofless poolhall/cantina, and that lady with a peahead and a giant beehive explaining the glory of separate bedrooms for each of Brigham Young's wives who waited to be chosen is a dish that is best shared with a good running mate.......if you join me you will not be bored.
What I’m doing with my life
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I was raised north of Chicago and got my degree after eleven years of heartache, hard work and gleeful fun that should be or is illegal. I worked about fifteen years running my own businesses and spent a chunk of time trying to get fired in corporate america (my picture was on the cover of The New York Times quoting me saying that I worked for a giant soulless corporation). I just moved back to the area after seventeen years gone all over the country. For now, I'm figuring out the next move, despite the fact that I would rather be doing other things, either in the city I love, or the middle of nowhere.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Turning my weirdo magnet to high beam.
Making a killer meal out of what is on hand...even with your ingredients.
Being sarcaustic only to those that can defend themselves or in defense of those that cannot.
Disliking beige.
Being a semi-Luddite.
Teaching spellcheck how to learn new words.
Disregarding all that is what is good for me.
Finding a great ten dollar bottle of wine.
Being rediculously frugal and freespending.
Curling toes that are not my own.
Not getting angry, stressed or worried, as they are a complete waste of my time.
Wasting time.
Giving a crap what you think.
Not caring what anyone else thinks.
Confronting the few fears that I have...spiders, bees and cement trucks.
Exposing my scars.
Hiding my tattoos.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Is that I change my appearance all the time...hence the nickname a friend of mine gave me...Murderer Bob..she says I must be on the lam to change my look so often. I usually start the winter coat in fall and reveal my face in spring.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I just moved over fifty boxes of books and music, I am not choosing which baby I like best...suffice it to say that they are not romance novels and top forty hits.
My favorite food is what is being served by anyone that gives me their hospitality...or whatever I cook.
Any well made film with a good story is my favorite.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A rotary dial telephone with the number Sunnyside4-0982 on it.

My beasts

Fifty dollar words

Having my friends not recognize me

The world as my oyster

Someone that can understand me
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Saving the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Do what I do every other day. No day is special...ever...except today, yesterday and tomorrow and those that made the memory banks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I do not own a television. I love t.v. and would not put on pants if I had heroin or doughnuts either.
You should message me if
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You are okay with improvisation...I love figuring out a plan B..or C. Plans are fun but...Calvinball is my life.