Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My life is kind of like that Hank Snow song...and I have lived a
lotta places too. I prefer off the beaten path nuggets, but realize
that some things are must sees or must dos, so I check 'em out in
my own way. Sometimes I go it alone, but having a traveling
companion in life is a monster bonus because the Precious Moments
Chapel, the roofless poolhall/cantina, and that lady with a peahead
and a giant beehive explaining the glory of separate bedrooms for
each of Brigham Young's wives who waited to be chosen is a dish
that is best shared with a good running mate.......if you join me
you will not be bored.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I was raised north of Chicago and got my degree after eleven years
of heartache, hard work and gleeful fun that should be or is
illegal. I worked about fifteen years running my own businesses and
spent a chunk of time trying to get fired in corporate america (my
picture was on the cover of The New York Times quoting me saying
that I worked for a giant soulless corporation). I just moved back
to the area after seventeen years gone all over the country. For
now, I'm figuring out the next move as I help my birthmother
grapple with her dotage. It's the right move for now, despite the
fact that I would rather be doing other things, either in the city
I love, or the middle of nowhere.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Turning my weirdo magnet to high beam.
Making a killer meal out of what is on hand...even with your
Being sarcaustic only to those that can defend themselves or in
defense of those that cannot.
Being a semi-Luddite.
Teaching spellcheck how to learn new words.
Disregarding all that is what is good for me.
Finding a great ten dollar bottle of wine.
Being rediculously frugal and freespending.
Curling toes that are not my own.
Not getting angry, stressed or worried, as they are a complete
waste of my time.
Giving a crap what you think.
Not caring what anyone else thinks.
Confronting the few fears that I have...spiders, bees and cement
Exposing my scars.
Hiding my tattoos.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Is that I change my appearance all the time...hence the nickname a
friend of mine gave me...Murderer Bob..she says I must be on the
lam to change my look so often. I usually start the winter coat in
fall and reveal my face in spring.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I just moved over fifty boxes of books and music, I am not choosing
which baby I like best...suffice it to say that they are not
romance novels and top forty hits.
My favorite food is what is being served by anyone that gives me
their hospitality...or whatever I cook.
Any well made film with a good story is my favorite.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A rotary dial telephone with the number Sunnyside4-0982 on
Fifty dollar words
Having my friends not recognize me
The world as my oyster
Someone that can understand me
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Do what I do every other day. No day is special...ever...except
today, yesterday and tomorrow and those that made the memory banks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I do not own a television. I love t.v. and would not put on pants
if I had cable...no heroin or doughnuts either.
You should message me if
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You are okay with improvisation...I love figuring out a plan B..or
C. Plans are fun but...Calvinball is my life.
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