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murfazoid

24 / M / straight / Single

Plains, Pennsylvania

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 11" (1.80m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Often
Religion
Christianity and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Hospitality / Travel
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English

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I am laid back, fun, and random.

My Self-Summary

Hello! My name is John but everyone calls me Murf. I live just outside of Wilkes-Barre Pa. i work at Pa's first casino in Timbers Buffet. On my days off I like to go out with friends. Sing karaoke, drink, laugh all the makings of a good night Id say. I live a boring life the rest of the week. i work nights so i sleep all day. I have a joke for everything, dirty, clean, everything. I like to go hiking/backpacking. Road trips, music fests, shows are awesome times. I have a lot of silly money making scams but nothing illegal. Nothing really profitable ether lol. i love to go out to eat at nice places and the movies. if you wanna know anything else just ask me

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things i actually like and miss about having a girlfriend:
~i like the "whats ya doing?" phone calls when she is bored.
~i miss that smell a girl has
~i like when she takes my hand on long drives (even the short ones)
~i like the your in trouble look i get once in a great while
~i miss waking up on sundays with a pot of coffee and movies all day

I'm here looking for a girl that i can call at 4 am when I'm bored at work. some one that wants to hold my head in her lap after a long night at work. a hiking partner. a side kick. a P.I.C that means partner in crime. a lover. a friend. a girl that can find the spots on my body that make me melt (above the belt) that's not afraid to get dirty. that can drink a beer. a girl that will get my fat ass off the couch. that will take my hand on those long road trips.

What I’m doing with my life

working, i want to own a business, just living one day at a time

I’m really good at

telling jokes, storytelling, rationalization, being random,

The first things people usually notice about me

my hair and smile. mostly its my colorful tee shirts

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

books: electric koolaid acid test, joke books, Sherlock Holmes

movies: Mel Brooks movies, i like movies! to many to list open to suggestions

music: Erthan (local band awesome friends of mine) grateful dead, phish, Moe., you get the picture

The six things I could never do without

cell phone
notepad and pencil
pocket knife
hair tie
bandanna
wallet

I spend a lot of time thinking about

out doors, music, things to do, being on the road,

On a typical Friday night I am

sitting at a bar on the inside waiting for my ride on the outside

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

i like my job even thou i bitch alot

You should message me if

your looking for a great guy... so says my friends