I am a nice, ambitious, quick-witted, intelligent young transplant to the city from the dusty southwest. I moved for the job and stayed for the consistency and quality of the trash pickup. I want to rule the world but can't be bothered due to the time commitment. I have a pretty easygoing style, i laugh a lot and I enjoy making others laugh. I enjoy being part of the world and like that we are all sharing this experience together, no matter how crap it might be at times.

I work for the British at the United Nations, spending every day convincing others that they should take heed of me. I focus on sustainable development of countries in tough situations. I am surrounded by people speaking french and it pisses me off, mostly because im jealous i can't understand it. Its awesome and it makes my head hurt.

public speakery, crosswordery, karaokeing, philosophising, cracking jokes and cutting tension, being an all around good time

My smile which makes my eyes squint due to my impossibly high cheekbones.

Sleepy, Sneezy, Happy, Bashful, Grumpy, Doc... Dopey can't be trusted.

Working later than I should, meeting friends and staying out too late and enjoying it very much but regretting it later, letting the socialist paradise that is the subway system take me home and being thankful for New York.

If you are nice, if you like to laugh, if you know about stuff that might be interesting and if you are interested in people and the world around you, if you are fun to be around, and if you think I am cute then that would be when you should message me, yes.