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musetrawler

28 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Esperanto (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Oh, hello. I didn't see you come in. I was too busy working on this model ship, here. See? It's inside a bottle...impressive, I know.

So, about me...here're some facts:
My name's Matt
I am a human male
I invented the hippopotamus
I am the founder of Jit Kun Do, "Way of the Fist," and I fled to this country from Hong Kong after killing a man there (SO many bonus points if you know what that's from)
I think that about sums things up.

Oh, also probably worth mentioning in a forum of this nature: I don't really subscribe to monogamy, per se (neat that it's a profile option now!). I find that life's too short to place artificial restrictions on one's self or others (this applies to many of my life philosophies), and I'm also all GGG and sex-positive, and whatnot, so openness and ethical non-monogamy mesh much better with me. This aspect of my life by no means defines me, but it's a part of who I am. So, y'know, if ya wanna hang in a date-y kinda way, please be cool with that. Word? Word.

...that felt rambly
What I’m doing with my life
Bringing tomfoolery to the lives of those around me (some call it "being a bad influence"). Creating, devising, and hopefully making people think. I also whore out an area of my artistic inclinations for bread money.
I’m really good at
Everything. Except modesty. Wait, no, I'm fucking awesome at that.
The first things people usually notice about me
An aura of awesomocity, probably...definitely!

Or something else.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This could get scary long. That's what talking's for. Fine, I'll put a couple of things down for each. Stop yelling at me.

I like to read. Novel-wise I'm inclined toward the quirky: think Vonnegut, Bukowski, Thompson, Salinger. I also still enjoy old and off-beat comics...oh yeah, I'm a huge dork b-tha-dubs... but overall I tend read more history, philosophy, and periodicals than anything else.

Film and television are my profession, so I could gad about either forever. But, my all time favorite film is Fear and Loathing (love Gilliam). And I'm also a big fan of The Coens, Wilder, Capra, Renoir, Wright, Kurosawa, and Jang to name a few. I also have some favorite editors, but I won't get into that.

My all time favorite show is the Simpsons (though I haven't been a devout follower since about season 14), and Arrested Development, Animaniacs, The Critic, 30 Rock, and Curb are up there. Battlestar Galactica's always a favorite. In recent days I've really dug Modern Family, It's Always Sunny, Archer, and ADVENTURE TIME! (If you can't tell, I like comedy. But I watch just about everything.) I also love old (pre-1965) TV.

I listen to everything, and I'm always listening to music. Too much to mention, so as a taste the last ten songs to play on my iTunes were:
Tommy The Cat - Primus; Clap Your Hands - Black Eyed Peas; Broken Train - Beck; Boys Don't Cry - The Cure; Cigaro - System of a Down; Pilgrimage - Nine Inch Nails; Don't Know Why - Norah Jones; Time Is Gravity - Ghost Ghost; Master of Puppets - Metallica; Quest for Herb - Murphy's Law
My all time favorites tend to fall heavily in late-80s/early-90's alternative, classic rock, and old skool and "underground" hip-hop. I also have a special fondness for Johnny Cash, Cat Yusuf Stevens Islam, Bob Marley, Frank Sinatra, Joe Strummer and David Byrne; and The Diamond Sea is nineteen minutes and thirty-seven seconds of discordant, musical perfection (major props if you have even the slightest idea of the song I'm referring to). And, I'd probably marry Shirley Manson, Kim Gordon, or Vanessa Y.T. if any of them asked me to. Or Janelle Monáe...definitely Janelle Monáe. I gotta figure out how to make that happen 'cause apparently she only dates androids.

And food is the best! Except avocados (I know, I know). Traditional Korean and Jamaican are probably my favorites, though when I cook it tends to be of an Italian or Japanese fare.

See? And that was, like, the shortest I could make that.
The six things I could never do without
I dunno, I'm not really much for "things." So I could go with the obvious (food, air, water), or the cheesy (passion, stimulation, puppies), or opt out. I opt out. Though actually, I do want to list puppies:

1. Puppies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
motivations, sex, the autogyro, B.D. Wong -- not necessarily at the same time...but usually.
On a typical Friday night I am
all about having fun. You know, get a couple of cocktails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen. Maybe go to Sea World, take my pants off...

Or, y'know, just taking in whatever shenanigans I've gotten myself into.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't really have what some would call "shame," so I don't have much in the way of private.

Maybe that I don't speak Esperanto...like, at all. Shhhh, don't tell anyone.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
you like goofy, artsy, smartsy dudes.

you inspire/can teach me something new. That's kinda what I'm always looking for....hence the username.

you're curious, and open to new ways of thinking.

you're that perfect mix of crazy and brilliant.

you don't offend easily.

or

you just need more awesome in your life.