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My self-summary Propose an edit

I'm quirky. Quick, like lightning. Faster than that squirrel you tried to peg once with a pinecone. I'm a dreamer, but only when I'm awake. I like music. Probably more than I'll ever like pizza. And I frickin love pizza. I'm smart and can both speak AND type in coherent sentences (yes! vowels are still ok!). I once cured cancer and I won the nobel prize for kicking ass. I discovered the double-helix. I can make you laugh so hard milk comes out of your nose, even when you haven't had milk that day (disclaimer: material not guaranteed to be milk). I drink only the blood of my foes and eat only the fresh meat of siberian tigers. I'm also told I'm a really good kisser and pretty spankin' in the sack, so hey, bonus.

If you do the AIM thing, my name is naziskindasuck.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

My life and I broke up a few years back. Things just weren't working out, lots of fighting, so we decided to see other people. Sometimes she'll IM me, but it's always hey.... what's up... nm u?.... same....cool....

don't really know where I was going with that. probably to the history section of your browser. oh well.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

I play a lot of music, I play guitar, bass, and drums. During my rock climbing phase I was pretty good at that, I've climbed a 5.13 before (translation: finger torture). I will rule you at guitar hero (also finger torture).

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

is my calmness, or serenity if you will. Some might say, Christ-like...?

But after a little while you'll see I'm more like the Cheshire Cat.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

books: A Clockwork Orange, Cannery Row, Slaughterhouse Five or anything by Vonnegut, America (The Book), and once I actually get to reading House of Leaves, probably that too.

movies: Pulp Fiction, The Naked Gun, Reservoir Dogs, Waking Life, A Scanner Darkly, Memento, The Godfather, The Shawshank Redemption, Crank, Enter The Dragon, Rumble in the Bronx. I like comedies and action flicks, but my favorite are total mindfuck movies like Memento and Fight Club. Horror isn't really my thing because I've yet to find one that actually scares me.

music: 65daysofstatic, All That Remains, Andy McKee, Ani DiFranco, The Apples in Stereo, The Arcade Fire, Avenged Sevenfold (pre-suckage), Bad Acid Trip, The Beatles, Bjork, The Blood Brothers, Buckethead, Cake, Cursive, Deathcab for Cutie, The Decemberists, Eagles of Death Metal, The Fall of Troy, The Flashbulb, Flogging Molly, Foo Fighters, Foxy Shazam!, Giraffes? Giraffes!, Jet, Jet Lag Gemini, Jesse Cook, Jimi Hendrix, Justice, The Killers, Killswitch Engage, Kyuss, Lamb of God, Led Zeppelin, Mac Dre, The Mars Volta, Minus the Bear, Muse, Neutral Milk Hotel, Of Montreal, OutKast, Pearl Jam, The Pillows, Pink Floyd, The Postal Service, Primus, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Rage Against The Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Relient K, Shadows Fall, Sigur Ros, Skinny Puppy, Smashing Pumpkins The Spinto Band, Stone Temple Pilots, The Strokes, Sublime, System of a Down, Tenacious D, The Thirty Years War, Tera Melos, Tool, A Tribe Called Quest, Typical Cats, The Used, Weezer, The White Stripes, and Yes. That's just a few.

food: Pasta + sauce + some kind of animal = win. And ya just can't beat Top Ramen.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

Music. The ability to make music. Old Spice. Arizona Ice teas. Pot. My wonderful family (awww)

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

How will the bush administration find a new and exciting way to screw over their entire nation?

I'm liberal. If you're a neo-con, go away.

Also, monkeys.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

either partying or... not.. partying.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I once peed on my big sister's head in an act of vengeance. Also, I cried during Free Willy. (I was like 5, cut a man a break)

You should message me if Propose an edit

at any point you have smiled while reading my profile. or even if you haven't, if you're super hot, fire one away anyway and we may be able to pencil you in. insert smiley of your choice here

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