I am blasphemous, spontaneous, and ridiculous.
My Self-Summary
I am the last remaining unit of a discontinued model. I'll become a
classic someday. I'm currently working on that.
I tend to come off as shy when meeting people for the first time.
However, once acclimated to my surroundings, I tend to come off as
highly entertaining, social, and friendly.
I love my family and friends, and like to spend considerable
amounts of time with them when I can.
Music is my first
love. If you don't have music, then you don't have anything. I'm
always singing, air-jamming, and jumping around my living room when
no one's looking. Oh yeah, and also when everyone is looking.
I'm also pretty good at making judgmental and materialistic people
feel uncomfortable, usually in the most highly-entertaining manner
possible.
I have many stories, and I love
storytelling. It's my favorite way
to make people laugh and feel good.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm the lead singer in a band. It takes up a lot of my time. I'm
also in college studying Entertainment Business, and that takes up
even more of my time. I used to work full-time. Then I worked
part-time. Right now I work no-time.
I love to go on
fishing and
camping excursions. I would say those
are my main hobbies. Sometimes I'll get a wild hair, pack the car,
and drive across the state on a fishing/camping excursion. At 2 in
the morning.
I’m really good at
Pontificating, making freaky expressions, storytelling, cooking,
laughing, projecting my voice (ie: booming laughter), spelling,
impulsive decision-making
The first things people usually notice about me
Physical: Beard, eyes, hat, hair, stature, consistently ridiculous
choice of clothing
Communicative: tenor vocal timbre, body language, shyness
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Favorite Books: Anything involving the history of rock and metal
music
Favorite Movies: Office Space, Trainspotting, Mulholland Drive,
Requiem for a Dream, Tenacious D - The Pick of Destiny, Walk Hard:
The Dewey Cox Story
Favorite Music Artists (in random and incomplete order): Tool,
Soundgarden, Pavarotti, Pantera, The Abominable Iron Sloth,
Meshuggah, Dredg, Porcupine Tree, Opeth, Deftones, Korn, Pearl Jam,
Alice In Chains, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Weedeater, Melvins,
Isis, Mastodon, Intronaut, TAD, Earth, The Doors, Nirvana, Type O
Negative, Tomahawk
Favorite Cuisines: Seafood, Italian, Mexican, Thai,
Chinese/Mandarin, Vietnamese, Filipino
The six things I could never do without
All the fishies big and small;
All the music or none at all.
All the lakes and rivers and streams;
All the sauces made from cream.
All the times I don't act my age;
And all the people in front of the stage.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
... something fun to do. Or something good to eat. Or someplace
cool to go. Or some cool riffs or lyrics. Or just about anything at
any given moment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out on the town, on a couch, at a concert, on a stage, in a
recording studio
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I can't dance. At all.
You should message me if
You really, really like heavy and/or psychedelic music.
You really, really like fishing.
You really, really like to barbeque and cook.
You really, really want to.