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  • Ages 25-37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
May 27
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Might want kids
English (Fluently), Yiddish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Witty, passionate, creative, artistic, musical and easily lovable. Also known to be sarcastic and obsessed with recognizing true irony. (Really, you're gonna throw irony in the second sentence of your profile?). I'm a perfectionist when it comes to creative endeavors, but very spontaneous in "real" life. I'm incredibly honest and open. I also play guitar when I have a free moment. I love to cook, ponder life and all of its contradictions as well as its delights. Oh and big into cilantro.. You either love it or you hate it.

Hmmm. Maybe mentioning irony is too much? Nah, it's so who I am it's gotta be in there. So yeah, music, cilantro and irony. That's a start. Oh and that whole follow your dream cliche? I'm a big believer and doer. Loving life with a passion...only do the things that make your heart sing.

Woah, that's laying it on a bit thick, huh? Tis true though. Might as well cut right to the chase.

Ok, so where were we Cupid? Oh right, irony, cilantro, music, that whole loving life blah blah blah. So, hmmm. How do I end this thing?

This is awkward.

::backs away slowly::

Is that really the message you want to end with? Wait, is he talking to himself now or to me? This guy is weird. Actually, yes, this is my ending: The other night someone thanked me for being the perfect amount of weird. Was quite the compliment I thought.

It's all about context. And laughing at yourself. And laughing at others. Ok, this is really my ending. The other day I saw a tweet that said "This new thesaurus isn't just terrible, it's also terrible." That's one of the funniest things I've ever read and my friend said it completely epitomizes my sense of humor. If you think that's funny, be in touch.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in the music business. In my spare time I am a freelance rock journalist and video editor/producer.
I’m really good at
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Spotting irony. Playing "Blackbird" on the guitar.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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2 all-time favorite movies are When Harry Met Sally (genius writing) and Almost Famous. I'm a fan of most types of music, but specifically Neil Young, Radiohead, Phish, Fleetwood Mac, Bob Marley, Beatles, Crosby Still and Nash...etc. Pretty much everything. Music is my life.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. family 2. coffee 3. music. 4. laughing. 5. friends. 6. lists 7. math
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the meaning of life
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out enjoying New York City or at a concert
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm on
You should message me if
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you are genuine, warm and funny.