I was once in an 80's cover band...for like 3 weeks. It was epic.

I am prone to making important decisions based on the current length of my beard. This has proven to be both wildly successful and extremely dangerous.

I enjoy a shot or two of Irish whiskey when out on the town.

I honestly believe I have one of the top 10 best views in all of San Francisco from my house. If you think this sounds like I am bragging at all, you are spot on! I am totally bragging about my legendary view. I challenge anyone to a view off, anyday.

In all honesty I like to think of myself as a decently nice guy who genuinely cares about the well being of others. I am extremely motivated in work and life and I like to be positive and smile a lot. Stop sweating the small stuff and start living the dream. Life's too great. Worrying is a misuse of the imagination.

I work for a start up that was recently bought by a little search engine company in Mountain View who's name rhymes with Floogle. They keep me busy...

It's also a goal of mine to try and watch one TED talk a day...

Planning for a 6-12 month around the world trip I am taking next year where I am planning on traveling in Asia, Australia/New Zealand, Africa, and South America.

Aggressively yelling "operator" into the phone immediately upon being prompted by any automated phone system.

My physical prowess.

Books: Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Good to Great, Once You're Lucky Twice You're Good, The World is Flat, Delivering Happiness, Singularity is Near... Pretty much anything non-fiction and slightly nerdy.

Movies: Step Brothers is the only movie I have ever seen.

Shows: Parks and Recs is probably the best show of all time. Nick Swanson is my hero. The Office, Always Sunny, Arrested Development, Newsroom, The Sopranos, Workaholics, The league, Top Chef, Seinfeld, Curb, many others...

Music: Very into Indie Folk and Americana. A few of my fav bands include, AA Bondy, Dawes, Deer Tick, The Head and the Heart, City and Colour, Mason Jennings, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Wilco, many more...

Food: I eat lots of it...

To avoid the obvious Friends, family, yada yada.

1) Razors. So Clutch.

2) Double Ply Toilet Paper. So Clutch.

3) Bowties. Everyone looks good in a bow tie.

4) Opposable Thumbs. Mostly for giving people two thumbs down when necessary.

5) Mass quantities of Siracha.

6) My Sigmun Freud Doll. Its too cool for school...

How come nothing ever happens when I mix whites and darks when I do laundry? Who made up that bullshit anyways...

What am I not doing on a friday night?

I secretly think my roommates cat is super cute...he thinks I hate it and its better that way.

If you value a genuine guy with good intentions over a dude who takes pictures of himself shirtless in front of his bathroom mirror.