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BradsFunkyBeats

28 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:50pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Retired
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I am a traveling soul.

Worked really hard for several years to build my career and one day decided to just sell everything I own and pack a bag and go. Best decision I ever made.

I have been to four continents, 18 countries, and over 50 cities in the last ten months.

I am a pretty big goof ball that values laughs and smiles over pretty much anything.

I play multiple instruments...terribly.

I like to think of myself as a nice guy who genuinely cares about the well being of others.

I have the dance moves of an angel.
What I’m doing with my life
Seeing that which I have yet to see...doing that which I have yet to do...changing it up and breaking routine.
I’m really good at
Aggressively yelling "operator" into the phone immediately upon being prompted by any automated phone system.
The first things people usually notice about me
My physical prowess. Don't be ignorant.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Good to Great, Once You're Lucky Twice You're Good, The World is Flat, Delivering Happiness, Singularity is Near... Pretty much anything non-fiction and slightly nerdy.

Movies: Step Brothers is the only movie I have ever seen.

Shows: Parks and Recs is probably the best show of all time. Ron Swanson is my hero. The Office, Always Sunny, Arrested Development, Newsroom, The Sopranos, Workaholics, The league, Top Chef, Seinfeld, Curb, many others...

Music: Very into Indie Folk and Americana. A few of my fav bands include, AA Bondy, Dawes, Deer Tick, The Head and the Heart, City and Colour, Mason Jennings, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Wilco, many more...

Food: I eat lots of it...
The six things I could never do without
To avoid the obvious Friends, family, yada yada.

1) Razors. So Clutch.

2) Double Ply Toilet Paper. So Clutch.

3) Bowties. Everyone looks good in a bow tie.

4) Opposable Thumbs. Mostly for giving people two thumbs down when necessary.

5) Mass quantities of Siracha.

6) My Sigmun Freud Doll. Its too cool for school...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How come nothing ever happens when I mix whites and darks when I do laundry? Who made up that bullshit anyways...
On a typical Friday night I am
What day of the week is it today?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a completely unwarranted and unjust affinity for the movie pitch perfect...
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 25–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you love to travel and explore. *Sidenote, 95% of girls on this site "love to Travel!!". If your definition of that is the 2 week vacation in Cabo, that's cool and all, no judgement here, but not my cup of tea.

If you don't sweat the small stuff.

If you're currently doing exactly what you want to be doing with your life/time.