Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
IN A RELATIONSHIP, LOOKING FOR FRIENDS ONLY
Trigger warning: if you need a trigger warning here, you are an
immature idiot and couldn't handle actually talking to me. Go play
with crayons in your safe space while the adults do their
I do not date or befriend anyone who identifies as:
-Statist (fascist, socialist, communist, etc. If you love the state
more than liberty, this includes you)
-Anti-freedom (see above)
-Anti-male (seriously, why would you even look at my
-Anti-Christian or anti-theist
-Pro-war (truly defensive wars are fine, but don't think for a
moment that bombing Syria counts as defensive, nor most wars in the
past few hundred years)
-Pro-aggression (This includes anyone who thinks that it's
perfectly fine to impose their beliefs on others by force, whether
on their own or by using the government's guns. I adhere to the
Furthermore, don't bother even sending me a message if you:
-Are married/in a relationship
-Are or consider yourself a "social justice warrior"
-Are a feminist (I am an egalitarian, not a feminist. Feminism
nowadays is nothing more than fallacious arguments, whining over
nothing, and trending hashtags with wonderful and peaceful messages
like "kill all men." Grow up.)[see above regarding
-Identify as anything other than heterosexual
-Identify as anything other than female (and being born a man but
calling yourself a woman doesn't make it true)
-Believe that disagreeing with you in any way equals oppression,
and/or that I'm some sort of "-phobe" or "-ist"
And the fact that I just ticked off a bunch of people just saved
them so much time by not needing to read the rest of my profile to
know that I am a horrible person who believes in such things like
peace, not denying reality, and not trying to push radical and
fringe beliefs on other people by force. How dare I?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work, work, and some more work.
I'm not really looking for anyone right now because there are so
few people I have ever found who can meet my standards (and I'm not
about to lower them)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Working with my hands (mostly in making things, such as in
assembling and painting historical figures miniatures
or in casting lead),
holding a solid conversation, knowing a bunch of random and mostly
useless yet fun trivia.
I'm hoping to assemble a miniature set of at least one significant
battle: the list has been narrowed down to [First] Battle of
Breitenfeld, Lützen (1642), Poltava/Pultowa, Siege of Yorktown
(1781) and the Battle of Talavera (1809). Bonus points if you know
of at least one of them; if you actually knew more than one of them
before reading this I might just have to cook something special for
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Facial hair. I've always got it in some form.
No, I'm not going to try to be witty here or force an "I'm so
awesome" comment; people usually notice the facial hair first, or
the way that I carry myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favourite authors (in no particular order):
Terry Pratchet, Douglas Adams, Murray Rothbard, Tom Woods, Lew
Rockwell, Goethe, Kant.
Favourite book subjects and genres: history, historical fiction,
philosophy, economics, sci-fi, fantasy
The Sharpe's series (Sean Bean)
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
The Fifth Element
The Princess Bride
The original Star Wars trilogy
Batman: The Animated Series)
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Music: progressive rock, progressive metal, progressive folk,
classic rock, jazz, classical
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no order:
My music collection
#6 - you'll just have to find out in person
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music, philosophy, history, the future, politics
Also: why 80% or more of all the women open with being "down to
earth." What is that even supposed to mean if virtually everyone is
that way? What's the opposite of that? I'm guessing: "Hi, I'm a
girl disconnected from Earth and perhaps from space!"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home either with a good book, a few movies, marathon sessions of
a TV show, or with one of my hobbies. Or playing games (normally of
the tabletop/minatures, board, or card variety) with my friends. Of
course, that's if I'm not working that night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I judge people on their musical tastes. If you only list rap,
hip-hop, and or artists that are currently on pop radio then
chances are quite slim that we'll get along well. I'm not expecting
tastes to line up perfectly with mine, indeed far from it, but it
would be nice to have at least some variety and maybe even
commonality (in genre if nothing else).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You have any interest in me or my own interests. Do ask any
questions as I'll almost* certainly respond and answer them.
-You actually know how to have a conversation.
-You enjoy someone who can just as easily debate politics and
philosophy as talking about the sillier things in life.
-You would rather have a good relationship than a one-night
-You are NOT a socialist, "progressive," or anyone else who thinks
forcing your ideology on others at gunpoint is a good idea.
*Spammers and idiots will be ignored. Remember, there's no such
thing as a stupid question, just a lot of inquisitive idiots ;)
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