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20 Jackson, NJ Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 19–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:07pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Other, and laughing about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on space camp
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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hey there, I'm Brittany, and I'm pretty cool and stuff. one may call me a total G, a freakin' straight up thug, or just someone who's really white. so, to fulfill my okcupid duty, enjoy 5 fun facts about me--the rest is up to you to find out. (or read the rest of my profile, up to you)

1. I'm awkward, witty, strange, and generally confused about a lot of things. sometimes I think I'm really retarded and nobody around me will tell me.
2. I swear often. so if you seek a lady, im sorry. I'm classy about a lot of things but that isn't one of them ;o
3. I have anxiety, and I'm prone to depression now and then. but it's whatevs. good days and bad days eh :^)
4. I like to talk a LOT, but I am an introvert, so I do need my alone time now and then.
5. I don't buy birthday cards. I'm about that homemade life. if I can do it from scratch, that's what I'll do.

if any of the above piqued your interest, or you like that I know how to use that word correctly, either read more or send me a message now if you like. I ain't the boss of you. :) (but you really should read more. if you don't like to read we're not gonna get along)
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm figuring shit out as I go. right now my top priorities are getting my driver's license, getting back to school, fighting evil by moonlight, and winning love by daylight. and working at Ulta for the time being. :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
bad puns, narrating the lives of my pets, laughing at fart noises, fuckin' writing the longest profile ever, Mario Kart (psych, I'm awful), crochet, sudoku, making paths in animal crossing, baking, resisting the urge to spellcheck everyone's profile on here, eating gummy worms, not knowing what's good for me, building obscene things in minecraft, and snuggling with my dog despite how stinky he is (super stinky)
The first things people usually notice about me
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oh, my, god, Becky. look at her--just kidding. probably that I am a bespectacled white girl avoiding all eye contact with anyone remotely attractive and/or of the male persuasion, because I'm just totally awkward like that (and I blush super easily)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: I haven't read many books lately. :( I am a disappointing English nerd. I have a whole shelf of half read, abandoned novels that I've yet to finish.

movies: all Studio Ghibli films, Se7en, Fight Club, The Campaign, Mary & Max, Sunshine, The Dark Knight, Her, Step Brothers, The Other Guys, Sex Drive, Lo, Kick-Ass, The Avengers, Coraline, Big Fish, Beetlejuice, and tons more. way more into music than movies though.

TV: Dexter, Game of Thrones, Kingdom Hospital, Breaking Bad (I'M ONLY ON SEASON 2), The Walking Dead, Regular Show, Adventure Time, Catfish, Grey's Anatomy, Chicago Fire, Archer, American Horror Story, RuPaul's Drag Race, Weekly Idol, Justified, Castle, The Mighty Boosh, some sporadic anime, The Whitest Kids U'Know, Sons of Anarchy. my best friend has gotten me addicted to both Dr. Phil, and Bridezillas. bitch. I watch Dr. Oz of my own free will though, I love that man.

music: anything from Interpol, Incubus, Walk The Moon, Lemaitre, Fenech-Soler, Brand New, MSI, Explosions in the Sky, Foxy Shazam, Fall Out Boy, Block B, Bangtan Boys, SHINee, Winner, VIXX, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, Manchester Orchestra, EXO, BigBang, Bloodhound Gang, Mickey Avalon, Placebo, DMX, Bloc Party, Andrew WK, Beastie Boys, Biffy Clyro, Say Anything, to many in between. blahblahblah. I listen to a lot of stuff, I'm very open minded and I won't say I hate something unless I've heard it before. I'm a recovering hipster.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
nail polish
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why you should date me:

1. no one will try and steal me from you
2. sometimes I’m funny
3. other things

korean men in bands that I can't marry/date

whether I'm asexual or not. I think I border on the line there. maybe there's a better word for it though. basically I don't wanna sex you unless I love you. I have ~almost zero urges otherwise. so I'm probably actually demisexual. WHO CARES THO. I'm just on here for friends. girls may message me also~~
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
on a friday night? I'm being taken out. you wear cologne to get the feeling right. we start making out, and I take off our pants, but then you turn on the TV. this is about the time I walk awaaaaay from youuuuu.

no but really, on Friday nights I'm either at home, with my dogs, crocheting, watching this week's Minecraft lets play (I'm kinda an achievement hunter addict, I stalk the uploads), or at work. or playing Diablo III (PS3). I don't have a set schedule for my life. I like it that way.

but of course, I'd prefer to be at a blink-182 concert.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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serious stuff:
☆I'm not looking to date anyone from here. and if I were to date you, we'd be friends first anyway, so best to shoot for that before imagining what our kids will look like. :)
☆I have a phobia of phone calls. yes, really. no, you won't ease my fears with your magical man voice. I just don't like em.

less serious stuff:
☆I'm obsessed with Sailor Moon and have shelves full of collectibles from the 90's.
☆I chew gum pretty much all the time. oral fixation/anxiety reliever. no I don't wanna replace that habit with suckin' yo dick. thanks tho.
☆I really love the band Babymetal.
☆kinda also addicted to kpop. I would like to pinch G-Dragon's cheeks.
You should message me if
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-oh my god, if you're funny? let's talk/get married/eat cake/whatever, right meow. funny people are superior people, maaaan.
-you will tolerate me
-you're a beard or mustache owner. I'd like to keep you in my attic. (see username)
-without being too picky, dark hair... 👌
-you knit, crochet, or cross stitch. I want you to know that that's sexy as heck.
-you like doggies. I have two Great Danes.
-you like putting baked goods in your mouthhole and eating them, cuz I do that a lot. make them I mean. well, I eat them too... but I'll share if you're a cool guy.
-you're not in a rush to meet me. stranger danger, son.