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mustacheinabox

20 Jackson, NJ Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 19–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:55pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
hiya, I am a soft marshmallow from outer space named Brittany, and I make bad jokes whenever possible to distract from the whole marshmallow thing.

I'm kinda an eclectic individual. my interests are all over the place. I crochet, sew, bake, craft in general, fangirl over bands, work at a beauty store, spoon my Great Danes nightly, and collect weird shit. (define weird? stickers, nail polish, lipstick, Sailor Moon memorabilia, Sanrio merch, the list goes on)

I like to keep life interesting, so I pick up new hobbies and learn new things as often as possible ^_^ currently teaching myself Korean, but I'm somewhat fluent in Spanish also. the goal is to be multilingual over time.

for the people who only read this part: if you're a totally awesome, smart, funny, nonmurderous, nonclingy individual, msg me and let's stimulate each other mentally? that sounds weird but it's kinda exactly what I want?! lmao I wanna have life tingling conversations with people. if you do too, let's be friends. I don't promise dates. but I do promise ✨friendship✨ at the very least
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm figuring shit out as I go. right now my top priorities are getting my driver's license, getting back to school, fighting evil by moonlight, and winning love by daylight. and working at Ulta for the time being. :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
bad puns, narrating the lives of my pets, laughing at fart noises, fuckin' writing the longest profile ever, Mario Kart (psych, I'm awful), crochet, sudoku, making paths in animal crossing, baking, resisting the urge to spellcheck everyone's profile on here, eating gummy worms, making disturbing sound effects and speaking in unidentifiable accents, building obscene things in minecraft, and snuggling with my dog despite how stinky he is (super stinky)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
oh, my, god, Becky. look at her--just kidding. probably that I am a bespectacled white girl avoiding all eye contact with anyone remotely attractive and/or of the male persuasion, because I'm just totally awkward like that (and I blush super easily)

the old ladies at my job tell me I have nice skin and I'm adorable so I guess I'd make a pretty good leather guitar case someday
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
can I replace books with video games? I'm a big Nintendo nerd. Pokemon, Mario, Animal Crossing, Super Smash. Playstation wise: Lollipop Chainsaw, Diablo III, Ni No Kuni, Katamari Damacy, Bayonetta, etc etc~~ I used to play Smite a lot but I haven't in a LOOONG time. Hearthstone too. not MLG but u know fun stuff fun stuff

movies: all Studio Ghibli films, The Room, Se7en, Moulin Rouge,, Mary & Max, Sunshine, The Dark Knight, Her, Step Brothers, Sex Drive, Lo, Kick-Ass, Cabin in the Woods, Big Fish, Beetlejuice, and tons more. way more into music than movies though.

TV: Dexter, Game of Thrones, Kingdom Hospital, Breaking Bad (I'M ONLY ON SEASON 2), The Walking Dead, Regular Show, Adventure Time, Catfish, Grey's Anatomy, Chicago Fire, Archer, American Horror Story, RuPaul's Drag Race, Weekly Idol, Justified, Castle, The Mighty Boosh, some sporadic anime, The Whitest Kids U'Know, Sons of Anarchy. my best friend has gotten me addicted to both Dr. Phil, and Bridezillas. bitch. I watch Dr. Oz of my own free will though, I love that man.

music: anything from Interpol, Incubus, Walk The Moon, Nine Inch Nails, Lemaitre, Fenech-Soler, Brand New, MSI, Explosions in the Sky, Foxy Shazam, Amanda Palmer, Fall Out Boy, Block B, BTS, SHINee, Winner, VIXX, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, Manchester Orchestra, EXO, BigBang, 2ne1, Bloodhound Gang, Mickey Avalon, Placebo, DMX, Bloc Party, Andrew WK, Gaeko, Beenzino, Anamanaguchi, MFBTY, Beastie Boys, Biffy Clyro, Say Anything, to many in between. blahblahblah.

I listen to a lot of music, I'm very open minded and I won't say I hate something unless I've heard it before. I'm a recovering hipster and as treatment I listen to EVERYTHING! every genre. I suck it all up. I love it. my obsession as of late is Korean idol groups and khiphop. like holy shit I'm addicted it's greattttt
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Charisma
Uniqueness
Nerve
Talent
expletives
nail polish
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why you should date me:

1. no one will try and steal me from you
2. sometimes I’m funny
3. other things

also, outer space, oatmeal, and Dick('s Sporting Goods)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
on a friday night? I'm being taken out. you wear cologne to get the feeling right. we start making out, and I take off our pants, but then you turn on the TV. this is about the time I walk awaaaaay from youuuuu.

no but really, on Friday nights I'm either at home, with my dogs, watching this week's Minecraft lets play (I'm kinda an achievement hunter addict, I stalk the uploads), or at work. I don't have a set schedule for my life. I kiiiinda like it that way.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
☆I'm not looking to date anyone from here... explicitly. I'm so slow with relationships. it takes me a long time to be sure I even like somebody. cool your beans and let's just do the normal talkin' thing. where you don't compliment me every 10 mins because oh my god so burdensome oh god oh no pls don't
☆I like sending mail, and having penpals. if I get to know you well enough I'll send you some cute shit :^)
☆INFJ! imma special snowflake. let's make a snowball.
☆uh... I wanna hug a seal? like really bad?! they're my favorite animal ;u;
☆I might sass you occasionally probably
You should message me if
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-oh my god, if you're funny? let's talk/get married/eat cake/whatever, right meow. funny people are superior people, maaaan.
-you have weirdo hobbies that you're insanely passionate about... because same
-you're not concerned by the fact that I can reference a whitest kids u'know sketch for almost any given situation
-you're not older than 25. past a certain age gap there's just too much of a difference in life. hard to relate.
-you like doggies... or animals in general. I have two Great Danes, and many other pets (ask :))
-you like putting baked goods in your mouthhole and eating them, cuz I do that a lot. make them I mean. well, I eat them too... but I'll share if you're a cool guy.
-you want a penpal OR you're not in a rush to meet me. stranger danger, son.