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20 F Jackson, NJ

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:14am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Other, and laughing about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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hey there, I'm Brittany, and I'm pretty cool and stuff. one may call me a total G, a freakin' straight up thug, or just someone who's really white. so, to fulfill my okcupid duty, enjoy 5 fun facts about me--the rest is up to you to find out.

1. I'm awkward, witty, strange, and generally confused about a lot of things. sometimes I think I'm really retarded and nobody around me will tell me.
2. I really cannot tame my emoticon usage... I also swear often. sorry in advance if that's not your cup of tea and I happen to message you.
3. I'm probably depressed or something, but that doesn't mean I'm incapable of making light of the whole thing. my life is a joke and I laugh about it daily.
4. I like to talk a LOT, but I am an introvert, so I do need my alone time now and then. hence I may get distracted in the middle of texting... and for that I ~also apologize in advance.
5. I never truly know what to write when I'm talking about myself. you'll probably learn the most by messaging me, because I can ramble forever about almost anything. you decide if that's a pro or a con :p

if any of the above piqued your interest, or you like that I know how to use that word correctly, either read more or send me a message now if you like. I ain't the boss of you. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm figuring shit out as I go. right now my top priorities are getting my driver's license, getting a job, fighting evil by moonlight, and winning love by daylight.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
bad puns, narrating the lives of my pets, laughing at fart noises, Mario Kart (psych, I'm awful), crochet, making paths in animal crossing, baking, resisting the urge to spellcheck everyone's profile on here, eating gummy worms, building obscene things in minecraft, and snuggling with my dog despite how stinky he is (super stinky)
The first things people usually notice about me
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oh, my, god, Becky. look at her--just kidding. probably that I am a bespectacled white girl avoiding all eye contact with anyone remotely attractive and/or of the male persuasion, because I'm just totally awkward like that (and I blush super easily)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: I haven't read many books lately. :( I am a disappointing English nerd. I have a whole shelf of half read, abandoned novels that I've yet to finish.

movies: all Studio Ghibli films, Se7en, Fight Club, The Campaign, Mary & Max, Sunshine, The Dark Knight, Her, Step Brothers, The Other Guys, Sex Drive, Lo, Kick-Ass, The Avengers, Coraline, Big Fish, Beetlejuice, and tons more. way more into music than movies though.

TV: Dexter, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Regular Show, Adventure Time, Catfish, Grey's Anatomy, Chicago Fire, Archer, American Horror Story, RuPaul's Drag Race, Justified, Castle, The Mighty Boosh, some sporadic anime, The Whitest Kids U'Know, Sons of Anarchy. my best friend has gotten me addicted to both Dr. Phil, and Bridezillas. bitch. I watch Dr. Oz of my own free will though, I love that man.

music: anything from Interpol, Incubus, Walk The Moon, Brand New, MSI, Explosions in the Sky, Foxy Shazam, Fall Out Boy, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, Manchester Orchestra, Bloodhound Gang, Mickey Avalon, Placebo, DMX, Bloc Party, Andrew WK, Beastie Boys, Biffy Clyro, Say Anything, to many in between. blahblahblah. I listen to a lot of stuff, I'm very open minded and I won't say I hate something unless I've heard it before. I'm a recovering hipster.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
nail polish
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why you should date me:

1. no one will try and steal me from you
2. sometimes I’m funny
3. other things

piercing my nose and why I haven't done it yet
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
on a friday night? I'm being taken out. you wear cologne to get the feeling right. we start making out, and I take off our pants, but then you turn on the TV. this is about the time I walk awaaaaay from youuuuu.

no but really, on Friday nights I'm probably one-starring scrubs on Quickmatch, praying that I come across someone mildly interesting.

although I'd prefer to be at a blink-182 concert ;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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serious stuff:
☆I'm not looking to date anyone from here. and if I were to date you, we'd be friends first anyway, so best to shoot for that before imagining what our kids will look like. :)
☆the more you view my profile before messaging me (or after) the less interest I maintain in you.

less serious stuff:
☆I'm obsessed with Sailor Moon and have shelves full of collectibles from the 90's.
☆I chew gum pretty much all the time. oral fixation/anxiety reliever. no I don't wanna replace that habit with suckin' yo dick. thanks tho.
☆I really love the band Babymetal.
You should message me if
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-oh my god, if you're funny? let's talk/get married/eat cake/whatever, right meow. funny people are superior people, maaaan.
-you play Animal Crossing: New Leaf. I'm shamefully addicted.
-you're a beard or mustache owner. I'd like to keep you in my attic. (see username)
-you knit, crochet, or cross stitch. I want you to know that that's sexy as heck.
-you like doggies. I have two Great Danes.
-you like putting baked goods in your mouthhole and eating them, cuz I do that a lot. make them I mean. well, I eat them too... but I'll share if you're a cool guy.
-you're okay with the fact that I don't drive and therefore might not be able to meet you ASAP. texting back and forth isn't the end of the world!