I don't know why I'm filling this out, or maybe I do...

To be completly honest, I joined this website thinking I had to just to take the tests. Cupid is sneaky like that.

I'm a Mennonite. My favorite color is black. I'm a nerd, and I'm ok with that. Politically I tend to lean conservative on social issues, but economically I'm practically a Socialist. I may be the world's most liberal prohibitionist.

You'll find there are a lot of contractions that describe me. I'm major prude, but also kinky. I'm a hermit, but follow collectivist philosophies.

If you get a chance to know me, you'll find that a lot of this actually starts to make sense.

I am timid, entertaining, and a little TOO smart

I'm trying to put off growing up. Don't worry; I'm pretty sure that I'll fail.

Procrastination.

I'm also a good driver, a good cook, and a good mechanic. Two of those may be related.

I'd like to think I'm pretty good with humor, but that's somewhat difficult to determine because it's based on third person perspective. So if you don't think I'm funny, that's your problem.

I'm not attractive. Well I’m not!

I’m a heavyset guy (translation: typical obese American), and I wear glasses (nerd alert).

I try to avoid being noticed. I think I'm pretty good at it, but my paranoia disagrees. I also put “paranoia” in double brackets on Okcupid so I’m sure someone will notice that.

A-I don't read very much. I just don't have the attention span to sit still and look at something that never changes. Also using large quantities of paper at one time makes me feel guilty for some reason. If I had to pick a favorite book, it would be "I Feel Great" by Pat Croce. I also enjoyed H.G. Wells' "The Time Machine" and George Orwell's "Animal Farm".

B-My favorite movie is Rocky. But I normally go for comedies and science fiction. And when I say “science fiction”, that doesn’t mean I dress up in costume and go to those conventions. I’m not that far gone, but I can quote Star Wars better than the average person should.

C-I like both kinds of music, Rock and Classic Rock. My favorite bands are Pink Floyd, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Rolling Stones, Twisted Sister, Live, Boston, and The Beatles.

D-For my favorite foods, I'd have to say chocolate and cheesecake. But I like just about any Italian or German food.

OkCupid doesn’t list these, but I’m bored enough to include them.

E-My favorite TV shows are Scrubs, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Simpsons, Big Love, The Office (any version), and 30 Rock. I’m not afraid to admit that I like sit-coms and hate reality shows.

F-I like a lot of retro video games like Super Mario Bros., or Sonic the Hedgehog. The newest console I own is a Sega Genesis, but I haven’t totally ruled out getting a Wii.

1-A private bathroom. I'm not a neat freak, I just like having time to myself and not having to worry about how long someone's been waiting for me.

2-Electricity. I'd like to think I could get by with out it, but I wouldn't be happy.

3-Happiness. I could probably live with out it, but it would suck.

4-"My Glasses! I can't see without my glasses!" To quote Velma Dinkley.

5&6- To Be Determined.

Cars, cooking, long term finances, stories with underlying messages, astronomy, sex, on-board diagnostics, politics, religion, and spirituality.

I’ve put a lot of thought into a hypothesis involving a new universe being formed to represent the possible outcomes of every action done. But then I realized that for all I could tell, this universe was created 5 seconds ago when someone in a restaurant decided between soup and salad.

I also think a lot about what others think of me. It doesn’t help that I’m somewhat embarrassed by this profile (even after I took out all the spelling mistakes). And since I’m a perfectionist (albeit a lazy one), I tend to treat everything as a work in progress.

I'm hitting the internet hard and I'm trolling for friends! I'm a homebody and I like it.

I'm very ticklish. Seriously, just thinking about it makes me giggle a little.

You're bored, I'm bored, just start sending messages!

And if you're planning to message me to ask if I have a Mustang, it's already been sold.