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deanofinternet

24 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:44pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I manage the software for a few large publishing sites. I'm from Maine and I've walked to Canada.

You should follow me on Twitter.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm slowly switching from doing a lot of consulting work to doing my own projects. I just published a photo history book of my great-grandfather's World War I photos. I just got my first motorcycle. I'm super busy, but I'd like to be super busy with someone else.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at making people laugh, working with computers, not caring what people think about me, working with other people, and explaining things. I'm trying to get better at visual design, brewing beer and cider, and rock climbing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm outgoing and quick-witted. I am extremely demanding of myself.

I'm a straight shooter. I'll tell you exactly what I think, and I have a terrible poker face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot of periodicals and online articles. I also like Classic Feynman, How to Win Friends and Influence People and some basic sci fi stuff.

Movies I love are:
Amélie, Catch Me If You Can, Exit Through the Gift Shop, Pan's Labyrinth, Primer, Stop Making Sense, Young Frankenstein, Spirited Away

I watch way more TV than movies, I like the bite-sized format better. TV shows I like are generally older shows, lots of them British. Futurama tops the list: I've seen it at least forty times end to end, it's ridiculous. I like comedies, documentaries, mysteries, sci fi. Some examples from my library:
Futurama, Black Books, Breaking Bad, Cowboy Bebop, Samuari Champloo, The IT Crowd, Trailer Park Boys, Game of Thrones, Venture Brothers

I went to Tokyo last year for a chiptune festival, so that's probably my favorite lately. My favorite act from that trip was Toriena. I also do visuals for chiptune shows at DNA Lounge periodically with a couple friends. You can see more of my music tastes on last.fm I used to run a music blog with some friends.

I'm currently expanding my food tastes. I'll try just about anything right now, as long as it's not too spicy. I LOVE dumplings, beer, and making pasta or burgers at home. I'm coming in on my tenth batch of homebrew beer, and I'm starting to get pretty good at it!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Diet Coke
Internet access
A warm, comfortable bed
Humor
Goals
Projects
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Efficiency, design and process flow, what I'm going to learn next and how to have the most fun possible.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually I'm at home working or watching a movie. Sometimes I find a party, sometimes I go out with friends. I do normal things, but I've been exceptionally busy lately.

Ask me out. Let's go dancing. Let's get drunk and shout about the Internet. Let's spit off a bridge, I don't know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was little, I snagged some nudie postcards off a neighbor's fridge. I didn't get in trouble for it, but I did have to give them back. A couple years later our neighbor mailed me some postcards of naked girls skiing, which I think I had for about ten seconds before my mom confiscated them.
You should message me if
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You should message me if you're passionate about what you're doing and want to have an interesting and engaging conversation about it.

People I'm interested in are aspirational, exciting, and demanding of themselves. I'm also interested in meeting designers, artists, musicians and tech people. My dream is to have a digital Charles and Ray Eames thing going on.