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mutt19811214

32 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Smart, easy on the eyes, usually a gentleman, and appropriately inappropriate. Sarcasm makes me happy, bros make me sad, intelligence drives me wild and ignorance makes me mad. Finally, I tend to carry on, so, take a look at the pics if you haven't already and if nothing else, read the "You should message me if" section. Many thanks.
What I’m doing with my life
Lots of the things that I want to and just enough of that which I'd rather not, balance is key, and I'm actually pretty damn good at it.
I’m really good at
Taking things apart that I probably shouldn't, listening to friends, not giving shits where appropriate.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, they're like a big set of boobs, but not.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything that I'll either learn from or laugh at. If not that, then anything that someone else swears is good. Staying in the comfort zone is boring.
The six things I could never do without
I really feel like if I had 6 things I couldn't live without I'd be doing it wrong. Yet, since that feels like a weak answer I'll say, meaningful companionship. Sorry internet, you only get one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
WHY THE HELL DID I TAKE THAT THING APART?
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting drunk with my bros, high-fiving everyone in sight, talking about lifting weights, and driving obnoxiously loud muscle cars around.

I'd punch me if this were true, I'd ask you to do the same.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If petting a stranger's dog was a competitive sport I'd win every time.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you have:

A frequently used brain.
A crush on Richard Dawkins.
A healthy body and a pretty face.
A lack of desire to have kids.
Biting wit.

You should message me with reckless abandon, you've already won.