Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let's have some fun with this...
Do you feel like there is something missing in your life? Are
tandem bikes just too much for you to tackle all by yourself? Does
every new OKCupid message feel like a bigger waste of your time
than the last? Have you found yourself craving flowers, chocolates,
massages, and breakfast in bed? Does your ass really look fat in
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Side Effects May Include: Side splitting laughter, pun overload,
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epic proportions, erections lasting longer than 4 hours, and, in
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So, ask your doctor if M® is right for you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Editing this damn profile.
Music and sports are my two biggest hobbies. I join leagues of all
kinds, and I also play in a couple bands. If you are musical at
all, let's jam.
I ran the Chicago Marathon and beat my goal time by over fifteen
minutes. Dare I attempt to qualify for Boston?
I'm also pretending to be an adult because I want what is best for
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at listening, games, music stuff, computers, hugs,
improvising, cuddling, and running up stairs. But wait, there's
I have a couple super powers.
I have the power to pack many things into the smallest space
possible. I don't know how I do it, but it's just an instinct that
I was born with. I can see space and find something that fits
within that space in no time.
I also have the power to carry all of your groceries at once. It
doesn't matter how many bags you have, I will carry every single
one of them. You have a couple gallons of milk? No problem! I will
figure it out. I really don't know how (or why) I do it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
At first glance, my eyes, but there is plenty more to me than
that... You tell me.
Someone once told me that I looked like "Sexiest Man Alive," Adam
Levine. I responded with, "Thanks, mother, but I think you've had
quite enough wine for today."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have a love for musicals (don't judge), I crave a good
documentary, and I really enjoy any movie that makes me think.
(comedies are my guilty pleasure...)
I most recently watched 500 days of summer. I enjoyed it!
I listen to a lot of music. It's pretty much all I do while
working. As you can imagine, that gives me plenty of time to
explore any and all types of music. If you're curious, let's swap
Music is so powerful. Sometimes, you listen to that one song at the
right time in your life, and it just clicks. It expresses
everything that you feel; that you experience down to the core. For
this reason, it's hard for me to give you my favorite music of all
time, because it depends on my mood.
I will eat anything. Well... there are two flavors/foods that I
really don't like. Can you guess what they are?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
in no order:
3) my computer
4) my cell phone
That was boring.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a
Past adventures, future adventures, the path ahead in life, how I
can become a better person, and how I got here.
Never forget where you came from, because that is what made you who
you are today.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nothing typical about my Friday nights but...
I'm always doing something fun and exciting whether it be exploring
Chicago, meeting new people, or cuddling up on the couch for a
movie with someone special.
I'm really down for just about anything. Prove me wrong!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am M®... It's not a real drug. Sorry.
I have a huuuuuuge imagination.
I'm probably not as weird as you think I am...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you would like your prescription of M® filled, just send me a
message. I know a guy.
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