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mutz2zo

29 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:51pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Let's have some fun with this...

Do you feel like there is something missing in your life? Are tandem bikes just too much for you to tackle all by yourself? Does every new OKCupid message feel like a bigger waste of your time than the last? Have you found yourself craving flowers, chocolates, massages, and breakfast in bed? Does your ass really look fat in those jeans?

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With M®, you can finally find that extra something that you have always been looking for and truly deserve.

M® is not for everyone. Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for M®. If you are pregnant, are under the age of 18, are over the age of 40, are in jail, or are perhaps wanted for murder, M® might not be right for you. This product may cause a severe allergic reaction if you are allergic to awesome, men, or both.

Side Effects May Include: Side splitting laughter, pun overload, uncontrollable chortling, handsomeness, warm-fuzzies, butterflies in your stomach, copious amounts of tasty lasagna, adventures of epic proportions, erections lasting longer than 4 hours, and, in some extreme cases, even death by chocolate.

So, ask your doctor if M® is right for you.
What I’m doing with my life
Editing this damn profile.

Music and sports are my two biggest hobbies. I join leagues of all kinds, and I also play in a couple bands. If you are musical at all, let's jam.

I ran the Chicago Marathon and beat my goal time by over fifteen minutes. Dare I attempt to qualify for Boston?

I'm also pretending to be an adult because I want what is best for my inner-child.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at listening, games, music stuff, computers, hugs, improvising, cuddling, and running up stairs. But wait, there's more!...

I have a couple super powers.

I have the power to pack many things into the smallest space possible. I don't know how I do it, but it's just an instinct that I was born with. I can see space and find something that fits within that space in no time.

I also have the power to carry all of your groceries at once. It doesn't matter how many bags you have, I will carry every single one of them. You have a couple gallons of milk? No problem! I will figure it out. I really don't know how (or why) I do it.
The first things people usually notice about me
At first glance, my eyes, but there is plenty more to me than that... You tell me.

Someone once told me that I looked like "Sexiest Man Alive," Adam Levine. I responded with, "Thanks, mother, but I think you've had quite enough wine for today."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies:
I have a love for musicals (don't judge), I crave a good documentary, and I really enjoy any movie that makes me think. (comedies are my guilty pleasure...)

I most recently watched 500 days of summer. I enjoyed it!

Music:
I listen to a lot of music. It's pretty much all I do while working. As you can imagine, that gives me plenty of time to explore any and all types of music. If you're curious, let's swap Spotify playlists.

Music is so powerful. Sometimes, you listen to that one song at the right time in your life, and it just clicks. It expresses everything that you feel; that you experience down to the core. For this reason, it's hard for me to give you my favorite music of all time, because it depends on my mood.

Food:
I will eat anything. Well... there are two flavors/foods that I really don't like. Can you guess what they are?
The six things I could never do without
in no order:
1) friends
2) family
3) my computer
4) my cell phone
5) electricity
6) adventures

That was boring.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Past adventures, future adventures, the path ahead in life, how I can become a better person, and how I got here.

Never forget where you came from, because that is what made you who you are today.
On a typical Friday night I am
Nothing typical about my Friday nights but...

I'm always doing something fun and exciting whether it be exploring Chicago, meeting new people, or cuddling up on the couch for a movie with someone special.

I'm really down for just about anything. Prove me wrong!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am M®... It's not a real drug. Sorry.

I probably use puns way too often.

I have a huuuuuuge imagination.

I'm probably not as weird as you think I am...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you would like your prescription of M® filled, just send me a message. I know a guy.