Do you feel like there is something missing in your life? Are tandem bikes just too much for you to tackle all by yourself? Does every new OKCupid message feel like a bigger waste of your time than the last? Have you found yourself craving flowers, chocolates, massages, and breakfast in bed? Does your ass really look fat in those jeans?
Now you can finally do something about it with M®.
With M®, you can finally find that extra something that you have always been looking for and truly deserve.
M® is not for everyone. Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for M®. If you are pregnant, are under the age of 18, are over the age of 40, are in jail, or are perhaps wanted for murder, M® might not be right for you. This product may cause a severe allergic reaction if you are allergic to awesome, men, or both.
Side Effects May Include: Side splitting laughter, pun overload, uncontrollable chortling, handsomeness, warm-fuzzies, butterflies in your stomach, copious amounts of tasty lasagna, adventures of epic proportions, erections lasting longer than 4 hours, and, in some extreme cases, even death by chocolate.
So, ask your doctor if M® is right for you.