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muzculz

25 Greensboro, NC Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Gold. Jewels. Horses. Yachts. Actually I call them “boats” now. It’s gauche to call a yacht a “yacht.” They teach you that in schools for extraordinary people. Oh, you haven’t been?

Hang gliding. Paragliding. Flying private planes drunk like JFK junior. Chess. Jaguar wrangling. The finest Colombian cocaine. Skeet shooting, both the shooting clay shit with a goose gun kind and the porno kind. I also teach adult literacy classes at the library.

Seriously: I have a job, I do OK. It’s not my life. I do it so I can get a check that lets me make art, hear music and travel. I want a soul mate but before that I want whatever you call the drunken boning version of a soul mate. Let’s get sauced some night and talk shit and see if we like each other.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lifting things up and putting them down, making people laugh, making best of bad situations.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my tattoos and big man parts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll update this when I'm in a list making mood.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Wine. Tits. Five tits so the math works.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Its a good mix between deep, intellectual, funny and perverted thoughts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no typical friday night for me really, you could run into me anywhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You already know my PIN is 6969.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your not crazy, no new born kids, and don't have any parasites or diseases k thx.