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muzikfirst

33 Decatur, GA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:34pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm clever, I'll have you laughing and learning shit.

I enjoy a simple life with simple things. I am not materialistic and I don't care for people who define themselves with their possessions and money. I prefer the city over the country, but I am no stranger to the wilderness. I also have an odd sense of humor, I think I'm hysterical. I am witty and sarcastic. I also enjoy using the word "I" when I'm describing myself.

I am Agnostic, I don't know the "Truth". I have a few hypotheses; God doesn't exist, God is dead, God doesn't care about us anymore, God is ashamed of his 'creations' and abandoned us, God doesn't realize he, she, or it is God, or God is not a being with thought but instead a form energy. I favor the last one. I consider myself an Agnostic Atheist. I don't think there is a god or gods; but I know there is no way to know for sure. How can you prove the nonexistence of anything?

One of my favorite quotes I stole from an old Star Trek episode:
“The most elementary and valuable statement in science, the beginning of wisdom is ‘I do not know’. I do not know what that is.”
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In truth, I have no fucking idea what I'm doing with my life, I'm [mostly] enjoying the ride, and doing my damnedest not to crash into something.

I am in the process of outlining a novel.

I'm currently writing a book of depressing haikus, I plan on having it illustrated and self published. here are a few:

I drown in my bath
My cat starves and eats me up
Sucks for the landlord

To serve and protect
I am going to stop you
With my gun. Pop. Pop.

Big ass monster truck
You must have a baby dick
Sucks for your girlfriend
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Nothing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite book is the Book of 5 Rings. The two best books I've read in the last year were "Blue Future" by Maude Barlow and "Madame Prosecutor" by Carla Del Ponte. Carla is super bad ass, look her up!

As of the start of this year, 2015, I read Ender's Game, Speaker for the Dead, Xenocide, The first three Hitchhikers Guide books, Slaughterhouse Five, and Odd Thomas, War is a Racket, 2/3 of the Hunger Games series, and a few trade books.

Movies: I like them talkies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Maslow's hierarchy of needs type of stuff
Caffeine
A certain plant that I will not name
[Insert random cliche bullshit]
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My nightmares:
A 3D printer that becomes self aware...
That saltine crackers will be the only food left after we ruin all drinkable water...
An iceyhot dispenser that looks like deodorant...

...And the fact that the last one actually exists

Why do people consider hunting a sport? It's not, the hunter has a weapon and the prey just has itself. It's not a sport, it's just being a fuckwad killing shit for amusement. I understand hunting for food, but instead drive your ass to kroger. Obviously, if someone is hunting with nothing but a knife, Crocodile Dundee style, well, I'm not going to insult that. Try chasing down a deer on foot, or fighting a bear with a knife. That is pretty badass and sporting. Bows, Guns, Crossbows, Traps, etc is not a sport and just douche-ness. Knife is the only way to go if you are hunting.

Why can't I fall asleep? And why can't I wake up?
Insomnia is why I probably viewed your profile at 3am.

What if FDR was able to pass his 2nd Bill of Rights?

Have you ever been so high your contacts fell out? And would you admit it?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You appreciate cynical humor.

and

Don't be like this friendly lady with her kind unsolicited message:

"Ok . Your profile. It started out great, but it became really douchey really fast. I know you think you're the shit, but seriously dude? You need to get out of your head a little. It is almost painful reading your profile because its almost like you're having your own internal dialog. Yeah, no."