Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm clever, I'll have you laughing and learning shit.
I enjoy a simple life with simple things. I am not materialistic
and I don't care for people who define themselves with their
possessions and money. I prefer the city over the country, but I am
no stranger to the wilderness. I also have an odd sense of humor, I
think I'm hysterical. I am witty and sarcastic. I also enjoy using
the word "I" when I'm describing myself.
I am Agnostic, I don't know the "Truth". I have a few hypotheses;
God doesn't exist, God is dead, God doesn't care about us anymore,
God is ashamed of his 'creations' and abandoned us, God doesn't
realize he, she, or it is God, or God is not a being with thought
but instead a form energy. I favor the last one. I consider myself
an Agnostic Atheist. I don't think there is a god or gods; but I
know there is no way to know for sure. How can you prove the
nonexistence of anything?
One of my favorite quotes I stole from an old Star Trek
“The most elementary and valuable statement in science, the
beginning of wisdom is ‘I do not know’. I do not know what that
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In truth, I have no fucking idea what I'm doing with my life, I'm
[mostly] enjoying the ride, and doing my damnedest not to crash
I am in the process of outlining a novel.
I'm currently writing a book of depressing haikus, I plan on having
it illustrated and self published. here are a few:
I drown in my bath
My cat starves and eats me up
Sucks for the landlord
To serve and protect
I am going to stop you
With my gun. Pop. Pop.
Big ass monster truck
You must have a baby dick
Sucks for your girlfriend
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite book is the Book of 5 Rings. The two best books I've
read in the last year were "Blue Future" by Maude Barlow and
"Madame Prosecutor" by Carla Del Ponte. Carla is super bad ass,
look her up!
Movies: I like them talkies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Maslow's hierarchy of needs type of stuff
A certain plant that I will not name
[Insert random cliche bullshit]
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A 3D printer that becomes self aware...
That saltine crackers will be the only food left after we ruin all
An iceyhot dispenser that looks like deodorant...
...And the fact that the last one actually exists
Why do people consider hunting a sport? It's not, the hunter has a
weapon and the prey just has itself. It's not a sport, it's just
being a fuckwad killing shit for amusement. I understand hunting
for food, but instead drive your ass to kroger. Obviously, if
someone is hunting with nothing but a knife, Crocodile Dundee
style, well, I'm not going to insult that. Try chasing down a deer
on foot, or fighting a bear with a knife. That is pretty badass and
sporting. Bows, Guns, Crossbows, Traps, etc is not a sport and just
douche-ness. Knife is the only way to go if you are hunting.
Why can't I fall asleep? And why can't I wake up?
You have to love insomnia. Also, this is why I probably viewed your
profile at 3am.
What if FDR was able to pass his 2nd Bill of Rights?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You appreciate cynical humor.
Don't be like this friendly lady with her kind unsolicited
"Ok . Your profile. It started out great, but it became really
douchey really fast. I know you think you're the shit, but
seriously dude? You need to get out of your head a little. It is
almost painful reading your profile because its almost like you're
having your own internal dialog. Yeah, no."
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