Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm clever, I'll have you laughing and learning shit.
I enjoy a simple life with simple things. I am not materialistic
and I don't care for people who define themselves with their
possessions and money. I prefer the city over the country, but I am
no stranger to the wilderness. I also have an odd sense of humor, I
think I'm hysterical. I am witty and sarcastic. I also enjoy using
the word "I" when I'm describing myself.
I am Agnostic, I don't know the "Truth". I have a few hypotheses;
God doesn't exist, God is dead, God doesn't care about us anymore,
God is ashamed of his 'creations' and abandoned us, God doesn't
realize he, she, or it is God, or God is not a being with thought
but instead a form energy. I favor the last one. I consider myself
an Agnostic Atheist. I don't think there is a god or gods; but I
know there is no way to know for sure. How can you prove the
nonexistence of anything?
One of my favorite quotes I stole from an old Star Trek
“The most elementary and valuable statement in science, the
beginning of wisdom is ‘I do not know’. I do not know what that
Do no harm and take no shit.
I will choose integrity over money, therefore I'm far from being
wealthy. If you are looking for a honest guy with cash, good luck.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In truth, I have no fucking idea what I'm doing with my life, I'm
[mostly] enjoying the ride, and doing my damnedest not to crash
I'm currently writing a book of depressing haikus, I plan on having
it illustrated and self published. here are a few:
I drown in my bath
My cat starves and eats me up
Sucks for the landlord
To serve and protect
I am going to stop you
With my gun. Pop. Pop.
Big ass monster truck
You must have a baby dick
Sucks for your girlfriend
On a pedestal
Great, I am afraid of heights
How do I get down?
Don't write me haikus
This shit isn't that easy
You might blow your chance
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
If I say I'm good at something, then people will ask me to prove
it. And usually for free. Therefore, I suck at everything I do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite book is either the "The Book of 5 Rings" by Miyamoto
Musashi or "War is a Racket" by General Smedley Butler. The two
best books I've read in the last year were "Blue Future" by Maude
Barlow and "Madame Prosecutor" by Carla Del Ponte. Carla is super
bad ass, look her up!
As of the start of this year, 2015, I read Ender's Game (Fuck Card
and his bigotry), Speaker for the Dead, Xenocide, The first three
Hitchhikers Guide books, Slaughterhouse Five, and Odd Thomas, War
is a Racket, the Hunger Games series, 1984 (The GOP platform), a
few others that I can't remember, and a few trade books. There's
more, I can't sleep well and read during bouts of insomnia, after I
fall asleep, I forget that I was reading but retain the
Movies: I like them talkies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Maslow's hierarchy of needs type of stuff
A certain plant that I will not name to treat and prevent
[Insert random cliche bullshit]
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A 3D printer that becomes self aware...
That saltine crackers will be the only food left after we ruin all
An iceyhot dispenser that looks like deodorant...
...And the fact that the last one actually exists
Why do people consider hunting a sport? It's not, the hunter has a
weapon and the prey just has itself. It's not a sport, it's just
being a fuckwad killing shit for amusement. I understand hunting
for food, but instead drive your ass to kroger. Obviously, if
someone is hunting with nothing but a knife, Crocodile Dundee
style, well, I'm not going to insult that. Try chasing down a deer
on foot, or fighting a bear with a knife. That is pretty badass and
sporting. Bows, Guns, Crossbows, Traps, etc is not a sport and just
douche-ness. Knife is the only way to go if you are hunting.
Why can't I fall asleep? And why can't I wake up?
Insomnia is why I probably viewed your profile at 3am.
What if FDR was able to pass his 2nd Bill of Rights?
How much money is made from war and how full of shit Liberty Bonds
Also how badass General Smedley D. Butler was. Two Medals of Honor
and allegedly foiled a coup against the US and FDR. His book "War
is a Racket" is a must read.
You should message me if
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I don't take online dating seriously. First, this site is full of
douchebags and assholes; I understand the bullshit you ladies go
through on here. Secondly, this site is better at hilarious
entertainment than it is for finding a relationship.
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