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33 Decatur, GA Man


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  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:38pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has cats

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My self-summary
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I'm clever, I'll have you laughing and learning shit.

I am a madman with a blue box. [This is a reference to something awesome, if you get it, we will get along splendidly. If not, there still might be hope] I do music, my life revolves around it. I am a nerd, I enjoy science and technology. I am smart, yet reluctant to admit so. I was in the Army for 7 years, I joined before the wars on/for 'terrorism'; back in January of 2001. I am probably the most liberal veteran you will meet. I was hoping for peace, I was wrong.

I enjoy a simple life with simple things. I am not materialistic and I don't care for people who define themselves with their possessions and money. This is code for being poor, post college graduate limbo. I either have infinite time and no money, or I have disposable income and no time. I'm searching for a balance. I prefer the city over the country, but I am no stranger to the wilderness. I also have an odd sense of humor, I think I'm hysterical. I am witty and sarcastic. I also enjoy using the word "I" when I'm describing myself.

I am Agnostic, I don't know the "Truth". I have a few hypotheses; God doesn't exist, God is dead, God doesn't care about us anymore, God is ashamed of his 'creations' and abandoned us, God doesn't realize he, she, or it is God, or God is not a being with thought but instead a form energy. I favor the last one. I consider myself an Agnostic Atheist. I don't think there is a god or gods; but I know there is no way to know for sure. How can you prove the nonexistence of anything?

I am searching for my muse. I prefer artistic women, intelligent creative women. I am very attracted to intelligence and creativity. Nerdy is sexy. Stupidity does not work for me; I need people who stimulate my mind. I'm looking for a partner that every moment with her is a blessing; even the most mundane activity would be entertaining with her presence. And to have the feeling mutual.

Passion is my life, and I fear I'm running out of fuel. I'm searching for ways to replenish. A balance between passion and reason is important to me. Balance in general.

I am empathetic, I care for other people; possibly too much. I'm not a pushover, I'll fight for what I'll believe in. I will fight for someone before I would fight for myself.

I have issues, we all do; I embrace them and try to use them to make me a better person.

One of my favorite quotes I stole from an old Star Trek episode:
“The most elementary and valuable statement in science, the beginning of wisdom is ‘I do not know’. I do not know what that is.”
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I recently graduated college without any student loans, recently stopped working as an editor for audiobooks. Unemployed loser, with no debt, and a magna cum laude bachelor's collecting dust. Surviving off of VA disability until I can find work that won't kill my soul, thank adams lost rib for that fucking Army injury. Plus, I freelance as often as I can.

I am really contemplating law school. I just don't want to pay for it, I don't want to drown in student debt. Scholarships and grants, maybe more VA benefits...

In truth, I have no fucking idea what I'm doing with my life, I'm [mostly] enjoying the ride, and doing my damnedest not to crash into something.

I am in the process of outlining a novel.

I'm currently writing a book of depressing haikus, I plan on having it illustrated and self published. here are a few:

I drown in my bath
My cat starves and eats me up
Sucks for the landlord

To serve and protect
I am going to stop you
With my gun. Pop. Pop.

Big ass monster truck
You must have a baby dick
Sucks for your girlfriend
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
solving problems. details. I am great as an audio engineer, I'm able to record someone in their living room and have it sound better than most pro studios. In a pro studio, I am at home. With sound, I'm the shit!
I am great with grammar, and horrible with punctuation and spelling.
I am really good at many, many, many things. I also really suck at many, many, many things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my intelligence and kind nature.
and my dashing mediocre looks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite book is the Book of 5 Rings, I also kind of dig the dictionary. The two best books I've read in the last year, non-fiction, were "Blue Future" by Maude Barlow and "Madame Prosecutor" by Carla Del Ponte. Carla is super bad ass, look her up!

Movies: I like them talkies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Maslow's hierarchy of needs type of stuff
A certain plant that I will not name
[Insert random cliche bullshit]
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I should bother fixing my car. water pump, battery, and wheel bearing are out. fuck it, I have legs. And I live near the Marta blue line.

Why is OKCupid suggesting that I would like women with an enemy percentage that is higher than the match percentage?

Everything. I am a philosopher.

I'm smarter than you, probably (I'm in the 99.48 percentile), and this makes me feel depressed. Why do people put so much stock in intelligence? There is very little correlation between intelligence and success, especially in today's economic climate. Being intelligence doesn't grant anyone any special privileges. Intelligence is overrated. In fact, highly intelligent people are prone to depression. Truthfully, I'd rather be a dunce with a really rich dad.

How can I leave this world a better place? or simply, how can I leave this world?

A book that I'm writing in my head. After I work it out, I'll put it to paper.

My nightmares:
A 3D printer that becomes self aware...
That saltine crackers will be the only food left after we ruin all drinkable water...
An iceyhot dispenser that looks like deodorant...

...And the fact that the last one actually exists

Why do people consider hunting a sport? It's not, the hunter has a weapon and the prey just has itself. It's not a sport, it's just being a fuckwad killing shit for amusement. I understand hunting for food, but instead drive your ass to kroger. Obviously, if someone is hunting with nothing but a knife, Crocodile Dundee style, well, I'm not going to insult that. Try chasing down a deer on foot, or fighting a bear with a knife. That is pretty badass and sporting. Bows, Guns, Crossbows, Traps, etc is not a sport and just douche-ness. Knife is the only way to go if you are hunting.

Have you ever made a song, forgot about it, and later while intoxicated listened to the song and thought "this is really good, I wonder who this is?" and looked up the metadata and realized that you made the song?

Why can't I fall asleep? And why can't I wake up?

What if FDR was able to pass his 2nd Bill of Rights?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm not answering this stupid, fucking question.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Don't be like this friendly lady with her kind unsolicited message:

"Ok . Your profile. It started out great, but it became really douchey really fast. I know you think you're the shit, but seriously dude? You need to get out of your head a little. It is almost painful reading your profile because its almost like you're having your own internal dialog. Yeah, no."

So, I'm cute, handsome, etc. Thanks. Let's talk about something else. An opening message consisting of only aesthetical praise may not warrant a response. I was an ugly child, and when people praise me for my looks it just feels weird; plus it makes me feel like someone is trying to manipulate me. If you feel the need to insult me or praise me, do it on who I am, not what I am.