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30 M Santa Clara, CA

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I've been in the Bay Area for over 7 years now. I've lived in Mountain View, SF, and I'm now pretending to be a home owner in Santa Clara. I'm originally from the South, and still have the accent to prove it.

I like knowing how things work. I'm terrible at reciting what somebody said when trying to tell a story. Jon Stewart is my kind of humor. I like knowing a little about a lot.

I'm more or less a classic INTJ if you're a Myers-Briggs fan.
What I’m doing with my life
I've been a software engineer for 7 years so I'm ready for something new. Still figuring that out.
I’m really good at
- Making casseroles
- Laughing at the absurdity in myself and others
- Seeing the subtext
- Technology

I'm a believer in full disclosure so here are some things I am not good at:

- Cooking
- Anything involving multi-tasking
- Cleaning (I thought it would look bad if this was right after cooking so I moved it a few spots down, I hope you didn't notice)
- Recovering from awkward moments

I'm better at finishing things than starting them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've noticed babies seem to stare me down. It's in more of a confused than terrified way. I don't know why, you'll have to ask them.

Also, I'm super white. As in melanin-challenged.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I mainly read a lot of tech and startup blogs these days as well as whatever is on reddit.

Favorite Movies
Contact, Independence Day, Fifth Element

Rock, pop, techno, country. Just about anything. Throw an orchestra in there and it's immediately 10x better. I feel kind of guilty when buying 1 song from an album instead of listening to the whole album. I do it anyway.

There's also some k-pop and reggaeton I like even though I don't understand the languages.

Lost, Modern Family, Community, Battlestar Galactica, The West Wing, Six Feet Under, The Wire, Weeds, 30 Rock, The Daily Show, The Soup, True Blood, The Walking Dead, Arrested Development, Downton Abbey, Breaking Bad, Revolution.

I really love serial dramas.

I love all kinds of food. Mexican, Indian, Japanese, Chinese, Thai, and of course Southern. Pretty much everything. I can't do super spicy though.

I'm also fairly obsessed with breakfast for lunch or dinner. It almost rivals my obsession with avocados.

My guilty pleasure would be french toast.
The six things I could never do without
- Witty banter
- Low-brow humor
- Hot shower
- High-brow humor
- Dick jokes
- Quiet time
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Am I the only gay without a picture of what appears to be the emissions of a unicorn all over their body? Do people really "like to go on hikes" as much as they claim?
On a typical Friday night I am
Thinking it's Thursday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I prefer to follow than lead unless I don't like where you're leading in which case I will.
I’m looking for
  • Gay guys only
  • Ages 23–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You return shopping carts to their proper area like a civilized human being.