I studied linguistics. I think mullets are okay sometimes. I like a good pair of jeans. I like sitting on stoops. I like music. I mostly play other people's music on a lot of different instruments. I like other people's music, if it's good. I like it when my eyelids freeze together. I text with proper spelling and judge people who don't. I like stand-up, and for that matter, standing up, although sitting down's not underrated. I've gotten really good at small talk. I'm pragmatic, but that doesn't mean I'm not broke.