is just too abstract of a concept. I feel like the important things people would want to know about me are going to vary a lot person to person, so please feel free to just shoot me a message about whatever you might wonder.

I'm a 23 year old dude living in Beaverton. I dig old vinyl records and stuff.

is also a bit abstract of a question. Day-to-day, I do technical support for a living. I won't publicly say for who, but I will say that shoes are involved.

In my free time, I do mostly...nerd stuff. I'm on reddit a lot. My evenings are usually filled out with BSing with my roommates, playing videogames (Diablo 3 lately), smoke breaks, and usually passing out to some kind of sci-fi or fantasy TV series on Netflix; lately Merlin and X-Files.

Weekends are all over the place. I'm equally likely to get up late and not do a damn thing, shop til I drop, go out to some hip bar like Momo or Hungry Tiger Too, catch some show I heard about in the Mercury, play DnD or Settlers of Catan, and sometimes go up to where my folks live in Washington and just go completely airplane mode from the outside world. Those weekends are nice. Relaxing.

meeting people on their own level. I've been told that I am very 'disarming.' There's been many an instance where someone will unthinkingly confide something to me, and follow up with "...I've never really told anyone that before."
It isn't a skill or something I try to do, it just seems to happen.

More literally, I'm really good at...... singing? I just really like singing is probably more accurate. I'm really good at putting my foot in my mouth. I'm really good at sarcasm. I'm really good at hackysack. I'm really good at.....I dunno, I don't like talking myself up.

are likely pretty shallow, I'd venture to guess? Probably that I'm not all that noticeable at all, considering that I dress like a type-A hipster. We're pretty anonymous in the 503.

1984, I Slept with Joey Ramone, The Invisibles, World War Z, anything Chuck Palahniuk

Wayne's World, Lord of the Rings, Fight Club, Taxi Driver, Krull, Conan, bad 80's action in general

The X-Files, Adventure Time, Merlin, Scooby Doo Where Are You?, Top Gear, Friends, Breaking Bad, Workaholics

The Raconteurs, Jack White, The White Stripes, The Kills, The Dead Weather, The Pixies, Aesop Rock, Nirvana, Darwin Deez, Gorillaz, The Black Keys, The Strokes, The Bravery, Arctic Monkeys, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Die Antwoord, The Ramones, The Breeders, The Cranberries, Atmosphere, Cake, The Chameleons, New Order, The Cure, David Bowie, Depeche Mode, Foo Fighters, Dead Kennedys, Gnarls Barkley, Goldfinger, Greehornes, Iggy Pop, Jane's Addiction, The Hives, The Killers, Kasabian, Coltrane, Massive Attack, Marilyn Manson, Matt & Kim, Miles Davis, Frank Sinatra, Cake, My Life in Black and White (bonus points if you know them), Portishead, Queens of the Stone Age, Tricky, Tool, Radiohead, Robin Trower, She Wants Revenge, The Shins, Silversun Pickups, Soundgarden, The Specials, Spin Doctors, Talking Heads and Tim Byrne in general, The Trucks, Vandals, Veruca Salt, Weezer, Wolfmother, William Control

Anything spicy, and apple pie

the internet (reddit.com)
coffee
Djarum Specials
trees
my bike
another pair of shoes

interpersonal relationships, my place in the world, what does and does not truly matter

having beer and pizza with the roomies

My right eye is blind, and I've literally yet to see proof of a third dimension. Depth perception? What's that?

one or more of the following applies:
• you wanna show me something cool in Portland that I haven't seen yet.
• you feel so compelled.
• you like listening to old records.
• you think know what it means to be an ent.
• you think men always approaching first is an antiquated social practice.
• you know people who Zoo-Bomb, I wanna do that.
• man I'm just listing stuff at this point, anyway uhh, you should just message me if you wanna hang out sometime, I'll probably be pumped about it.