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I'm Matt. I moved to Zanesville about a month ago, for
career-related reasons. I'm still figuring myself out, but here's
what I DO know:
- I love road trips, hiking, trying new things and visiting new
places, watching bad movies for laughs, and video games.
- I have a cat, and he's fantastic.
- I'm a vegetarian. Non-obnoxious. I don't care what you eat, as
long as you don't care about what I eat. Within reason of course,
you're allowed to object if I eat a gallon of cheese. That would be
for my own good.
- I enjoy thinking. About everything. The stars, the moon, the tips
of the trees, and the ground below. I'm not even trying to sound
poetic, I just legitimately love to think. Imagine that.
- I'm looking for someone who has their life at least somewhat
together, has goals, and wants to meet a weirdly endearing guy and
spend time with him. You'd think I'd have a better pitch, being in
sales and all. Well, nope.
What I’m doing with my life
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After nearly 8 long years with the Kroger Company as a department
head, I am taking on new responsibilities. Starting in January,
I'll be a Retail Sales Representative/Merchandiser for Nestlé USA.
I'm also trying to focus, once again, on my health. I lost 40
pounds over a year ago, and have since plateaued again. I'd like to
meet someone, a friend, who would like to work out with me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a storyteller! I have tons of useless stories that are
usually funny enough to elicit a chuckle, if not a chortle, or a
I also love to educate myself on a lot of odd subjects, although
I'm terrible at coming up with this stuff on the spot. It usually
just ends up getting blurted out during a completely unrelated
conversation. Exciting, right?
The first things people usually notice about me
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This is a hard question for me, since I can't read minds, but I
would assume it's my sense of observational humor. I'm always
making fun of something for some reason, it's kinda my thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Not many. I am very book-picky. It's not that I don't like
to read, it's just that very few books grab me the way I want them
to. I do love anything by H.G. Wells. I also enjoyed John Dies at
the End, and Liminal States.
Movies: Bad ones. Awful ones. Troll 2, Star Wars Holiday Special,
The Room. For less bad, I love WALL-E, Se7en, The Shawshank
Redemption, Robocop, Terminator. Basically if it involves crime or
robots, or both, I'm in.
TV: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Top Gear, American Dad, The
Walking Dead, Bob's Burgers, King of the Hill, Hoarders, Bar
Rescue. Other stuff. But mostly the first 5.
Food: Indian, Mexican, and anything I haven't tried. (Which is a
very long list I'm working on!)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
5.) Another cat
6.) A third cat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
THINGS. I think a lot. I mentioned this before. I also think about
where I'd like to be in 5 years. Yes, I spend time rehearsing
stereotypical interview questions in my head.
So where do I want to be? Ideally, thriving in a new career, in
love, and enjoying the simple things in life. You expected a funny
answer? Believe me, I tried!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'll have to revisit this once my schedule normalizes. I have no
idea what I'm going to do with myself now that I have weekends off.
Things I've done in the past though? Just visiting with friends,
mainly. Watching bad movies. Cooking. Going out for sushi. I forgot
to mention how much I love sushi. I'm not much for the bar scene
anymore, but I can indulge every once in a while.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Dating sites make me *incredibly* self-conscious.
I'm not tall, I can't grow a beard, and I've never been to college.
Might as well get those out of the way right now.
You should message me if
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You should message me if you're looking to talk to somebody who has
a million things to say, as long as you have at least half a
million things to say. If you're looking for somebody who loves a
good conversation over just about anything else, I'm your
If you're looking for someone who has a great sense of humor(but is
apparently conceited enough to mention it) and likes to laugh about
a lot of inappropriate things, I'm also your guy.
Or if you're looking for somebody to do outdoor activities with. I
love hiking, walking, road tripping, etc. Seriously, I'm sure we'll
find something we can agree on.
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