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mwt500

27 Hemel Hempstead, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 10:01am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Education
Graduated from university
Status
Single
Speaks
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name's Mike and I have no long-term financial ambition.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm one of those scumbags who actually enjoys their job. I spend most of my time supporting autistic adults, which over the years has made me fairly unflappable. There's not much that can prepare you for supporting a man twice your size with a violent cream egg obsession to do his shopping during easter time. I've tried other full-time jobs and nothing comes close to how beautiful and bonkers it is.

I'm a gardener for the kind of people that can afford a gardener and play drums in a fun stupid band.

Also getting more and more involved in a small union that most recently have been trying to get cleaners at Sotheby's the London living wage and contractual sick pay. Needless to say Sotheby's are right 'orrible shits.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Falling asleep in public places, fixing things, rolling when I land, driving vans under pressure, chatting shite.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Drop Dead Fred
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dogs
Tyrozets
Butter
Ferns
Pigs
A good drill
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Escape plans to Scandinavia.

Plants and where they were first discovered.

Whether it's worth trying to get into watching football.

CAPITALISM, EQUALITY, INTERSECTIONAL FEMINISM AND MY ROLE AS SOMEONE WHO IDENTIFIES AS A HETEROSEXUAL WHITE MALE IN ALL OF THAT.

There's a boardroom somewhere where people regularly meet to discuss urinal cake innovation. That one actually blows my mind, like when I found out my mate's dad made hamster cages.

Vaclav Havel. Patti Smith. Dot Hook's midwife sweat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In a pub and then dancing. Occasionally on the boat, sat in front of the fire with a book, whiskey and a loaf of bread.
You should message me if
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You're a good 'un and you want to have a drink somewhere and talk crap or you can help perfect my self-checkout thieving, so far it's mainly pastries and I'd like to move onto heavier items.