Hello, hello. I hope you are ace.

So I moved to LA from the UK about 5 months ago for the TV work thing. And those 5 months feel like they have lasted 5 minutes - in a strange blur of sunny strangeness. I bought my first car. I crashed my first car. These are just two things that have happened.

But now things are starting to feel more settled, like I'm seemingly no longer crashing cars and I occasionally wear sunscreen. So now I apparently have a life I'd love to find someone to share it with.

So I'm dusting off this profile and I am looking. I know there are interesting people out there in this curious City of Angles. So, let's adventure.

I like: unfunny jokes, and Cormac McCarthy books, and walking without going anywhere, and awesomely silly punk music, and tattoos although I don't have any, and sleep.

Please be advised, I do have an accent.

I have a weirdly high-powered and creative job working in reality TV which I love, but possibly love a bit too much because I can find myself battling to escape the office. So I'm going to try to battle more, hence this website thingy.

Remembering the lyrics to songs. Particularly the work of the late great Tupac Shakur.

I have no idea. I am only me.

In no real order:

The God of Small Things
Watchmen
Larry David
The Walking Dead Video Game
The Barbarian Invasions
Searching for the Wrong Eyed Jesus
At The Drive-In
Graham Greene
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
Joss Whedon
Frightened Rabbit
Death Cab for Cutie
Terrence Malick
Game of Thrones
Many, many burritos

My glasses because otherwise I would be blind.
My (not i)Phone because otherwise I would be unable to feverishly check wikipedia.
I suppose clothing is useful.
Can I donate the other three things to charity?

Television and how to make it better.
A book I'm sort of writing.
Where to go on holiday next.
The Israel Palestine conflict - not really LOL ROTFL OMG! Sigh.

Regrettably drunk.

I only learned to cycle at age 12.

You like beards, spectacles and the colour puce.