I would like nothing more than for a proofreader to edit this
and make it seem like I have decent grammar. grammar bonerz!

maggieyaki said it best:
The glaring "bi" label on my profile makes me wrinkle my nose every
time I see it. Where is the "queer" option? Can we just say I'm
into human beings?

If you want to dress up in ridiculous glittery rainbow
magical
party clothes with matching makeup and sing karaoke, we should
probably hang out.

When I'm not walking dogs all day, I'm hanging out with
maggieyaki, riding my bike, making music,
reading,
hanging out with P. Bear, my rat, doing karaoke, getting into
mischief.

My passion in life is music. Luckily, I've been able to
use
it to travel for months at a time and it's the best thing
I
have ever experienced.

Traveling is up there, too. Dream house? Some giant veggie oil
fueled bus/van to take me wherever I want.

+hedonism
+friends
+music
+riding my bike
+my rat - Panda Bear
+all animals
+traveling
+being naked
+high dives
+partying
+karaoke
+fun
+total peter pan complex
+playing dress up
+playing dress down
+hedonism

-closed minds
-working for the weekend
-ignorance/arrogance

I am spontaneous, ridiculous, and riding my bike.

Riding my bike. Eating cookies with coffee. Loving my friends and
animals.

Goals?
Using music to go places I haven't been yet.
Learning to sew better and to knit.
Traveling forever.

making people laugh
making mix tapes/cds
partying
sarcasm
MAKING OUT WITH ARMPITS
walking dogs
never growing up
high fives
making novelty sized foods with friends

my stupid hair cut.

Books: Gray's Anatomy, Hunger Games Trilogy, Stone Butch Blues.
David Sedaris. The dictionary.

Movies: Dead Alive, Wild Zero, Punch Drunk Love, Roger Rabbit, Ace
Ventura, Home Alone, But I'm a Cheerleader, Freaked, Bill and Ted,
Wayne's World, Star Wars, Jurassic Park, anything in trilogy
form.

Music: 'punk,' whatever that means? Metal aaalllll day
in the summer.

Food: pizza.

1. friends
2. music
3. my hands
4. butthead (my bike)
5. dry sarcastic bad humor
6. pizza

my far away friends
really dumb jokes i think are hilarious
whatever song is stuck in my head
all the cute dogs i walk
dr. bronners magic soap
sex
pizza, ice cream and other delicious foods
things i want to make
what the hell i think im doing with my life, then reality comes in and i realize it's awesome!

Partying/playing with friends!

When did we decide to stop stop saying playing?
Wanna go play?

I'm not really a private person.

mostly if you know where i can find a high dive.
you're queer and not a jerk. you wanna do karaoke. you want to exchange makeup tips. you wanna play dress up. you know that i'm happily partnered. you wanna drink bota box wine, eat ice cream and make a mix together. you have hairy armpits. you want to educate me about dark matter and physics. you love dogs.