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34 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:22pm
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Working on Post grad
Has dogs
English, German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Has been in Brooklyn for 9 years, takes 5 minutes to make a chess move, loves old people humor, has dog, has car, wields a trumpet and other instruments.
What I’m doing with my life
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Adjunct professor, getting a PhD in December, singer/guitarist, comedy, random weekend trips, not taking everything so goddamned seriously, goddamn it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
jokes, accents, being talkative, being quiet
The first things people usually notice about me
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Eyes, lips, butt, boobs
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Pixies, Bowie, Social D, Dylan, Against Me, Built To Spill, NIN, Bjork, Catherine Wheel, Slowdive.

Food: Falafel, Indian, kale, jalapeños, smoothies, Za, anything from a crockpot

Authors: Rousseau, Arendt, Thoreau, Emerson, Whitman, Nietzsche, Heidegger, Dostoyevsky

Movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Royal Tenenbaums, Lost in Translation, Forrest Gump, Muppets Take Manhattan, There Will Be Blood, The John Adams Miniseries, Inglorious Bastards.

TV/Youtube/Netflix: Jeopardy!, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Louie, Mr. Show, Arrested Development, West Wing, Wonder Years, Daily Show.

Christmas movies and shows (and music).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
New York
Podcasts from NPR and itunes U, esp. Radiolab and Tom Ashbrookt
My doggie
Friends (not the people, the show...jk, the people)
David Cross and Bob Odenkirk
The Onion
Dry, earthy red whine
The bitterest of IPAs
Medium roast coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever is in front of me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a music or comedy show or bar, finding or making a party. But I have no problem staying home, esp in the winter.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You should message me if
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You enjoy the company of cool dudes.