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33 Brooklyn, NY Man


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  • Ages 23–33
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Last online
Jun 19
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Working on Ph.D program
Has dogs
English, German (Okay)
My self-summary
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Has been in Brooklyn for 7 years, takes 5 minutes to make a chess move, loves old people humor, has dog, has car, wields a trumpet and guitar.
What I’m doing with my life
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Adjunct professor, grad school year VI (ABD/dissertation purgatory), playing music, stand up comedy, random weekend trips, not taking everything so goddamned seriously, goddamn it.

Going to Dublin, Edinburgh, London, and Paris in January with 3 friends, so I'm looking forward to all that jazz.
I’m really good at
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jokes, jokes, jokes!
The first things people usually notice about me
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Eyes, lips, butt, boobs
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Pixies, Cocteau Twins, Mirah, Neutral Milk Hotel, Sonic Youth, Slowdive, Japandroids, Cocteau Twins, T Rex, Spiritualized, Elliott Smith, Head and the Heart, Magnetic Fields, Beach House, NIN, Sigur Ros, Wooden Birds, Stars, Bowie, Yo La Tengo, Yeasayer, Bowerbirds, The Pogues, Social D, nofx, A Perfect Circle, Leonard Cohen, Tom Waits, Wilco, The Clash, Amanda Palmer, Interpol, Deerhunter, Otis Redding, Smokey Robinson, Miles Davis, Keith Jarrett, Leadbelly, Robert Johnson, Gustav Mahler, Arvo Part...I dunno, shittons more.

Food: Falafel, Indian, kale, jalapeños, smoothies, Za, anything from a crockpot

Authors: Rousseau, Arendt, Thoreau, Emerson, Whitman, Nietzsche, Heidegger, Dostoyevsky

Movies: All Charlie Kaufman stuff, all Christopher Guest stuff, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Coen Brothers, Royal Tenenbaums, Lost in Translation, Forrest Gump, Muppets Take Manhattan, There Will Be Blood, The John Adams Miniseries, most things playing at Angelika.

TV/Youtube/Netflix: Jeopardy!, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Louie, Mr. Show, Arrested Development, Tim and Eric, West Wing, Wonder Years, Daily Show. Lately, old Mike Tyson and Muhammad Ali fights, old Bryan Magee interviews with famous philosophers, documentaries about the French and Russian Revolutions.

All the Christmas movies and shows (and music).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The city of New York
The city of Boston
Podcasts from NPR and itunes U, esp. Radiolab and Tom Ashbrook
Spotify playlists around the apt
Trivia nights
Best of Chris Farley on Netflix
My doggie
Friends (not the people, the show...jk, the people)
David Cross and Bob Odenkirk as a unit
The Onion
Dry, earthy red whine
The bitterest of IPAs
Medium roast coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I have no earthly idea. Usually pretty big questions, but I'm better off thinking about whatever is in front of me that day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a music or comedy show or a roof or a bar, finding or making the party.
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You enjoy the company of cool dudes.