I am a 34 year old nerdy girl living in the greater Seattle area
(Shoreline). I am just me. I like zombies, cheesy horror films, and
complete and utter nonsense with a side of seriousness and
intellectual stimulation (it's very rare but it does happen!) I'm
gimpy/klutzy. I run into things, or fall in the middle of the
street by tripping over my own feet. I love to sit and listen to
people talk, or when I occasionally get to be the one to contribute
, I will wholeheartedly. I am excruciatingly shy and it can take a
while for me to open up but when I do.. it's game over, you are
stuck with the weird awkward girl who will talk about pretty much
anything. I have a few incredible friends, and I'm very happy to
have them in my life. I'm incredibly blunt, I blush easy, and I'm
easily entertained. I am very silly, sardonic, and have a serious
side as well. You could call me goth, rockabilly, that geeky girl,
whichever you choose, in the end I am just myself.
I'd like to point out that I am a feminist as well. No, I don't
hate men. that insult gets old, don't you think?
I'll be the first to admit I'm also a sensitive person. I'm a giant
sucker for romance. If I love, I love wholeheartedly, and that has
gotten me in my own fair share of trouble with myself. Have you
ever seen someone try to kick themselves in the ass? That's totally
me. Basically I need to learn to hold back before jumping in head
first all the time. Way to go life experience!
I uploaded pictures from August 2010 on forward instead of leaving
up some of the pictures from over three years ago. I believe in
providing an actual realistic expectation of who I am, and what I
look like right now. And to me? I am a complete jackass ;)
I am easily amused, charismatic, and friendly
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm a technical support coordinator for a major
networking company in Seattle. Becoming a Network Engineer is the
next step up from where I am currently.. and it kinda sounds like
fun for me, and who doesn't like fixing things? I know I love it!
Right now I am content doing what I do, and can gladly say that I
absolutely love my job.
I'm also a mother of two children (twelve and seven months old),
they are my primary focus in life right now, along with my primary
partner whom I love very much.
I am currently having fun going to the occasional
metal/industrial/punk/rock/indie show when I have the time, playing
pool, karaoke, going to barbecues or picnics, hanging out,
modifying recipes I find into something much healthier, attempting
to get back into art, or watching tv.
I’m really good at
This is a very loaded section, I've already taken it the wrong way,
but in all seriousness, I love to cook, and I like playing pool. I
am by no means a pool shark, but it's a hobby I truly enjoy. I also
enjoy torturing others with Karaoke. Until you've heard me shrill
into a microphone and the joy I have forcing people to hear me
sing. I am always down for Karaoke, it's one of my favorite
activities currently :) I am also great at evading phone calls..
I'm relatively shy on the phone till I get to know someone, that
and I talk on the phone all day already.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told the first thing they notice because they can hear it
is my laugh. I won't lie, I snort. I sound like I could be a
snorting laugh track from the Revenge Of The Nerds. The other thing
is my eyes I guess. I actually had to consult several people about
this and didn't think putting "boobs" up here would be quite
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
For books I read a lot of fiction, Let's stick with horror and
sci-fi fantasy for now, with a dash of some suspense!
My current top movies of the moment (I am literally doing this from
the top of my head) are: REPO! The Genetic Opera, Zombie Strippers,
Halloween remake/ House of 1000 Corpses/ The Devil's Rejects..
pretty much anything Rob Zombie touches, The Nightmare on Elm
Street series, The Hellraiser series, Battle Royale, this list
could take forever to fill out.
My musical taste is… erm, odd? eclectic? this is where I should be
putting bands. I will opt to throw genres of music out here
instead: Industrial, EBM, Goth, New-wave, D&B, Ambient, trance,
Synth-pop, dance music, metal, speed metal,
hardcore/rapcore/screamcore whatever the hell it's called nowadays,
progressive rock, classic rock, some folk music, jazz/blues,
classical, swing/rockabilly, Old school rap, some R&B… I think
you can get the picture right?
As for food? food is delicious. what? it's true! I love food! I am
currently trying to play kitchen science on modifying some of my
favorite things into healthier alternatives for my diet, I am
having a lot of fun experimenting! Good healthy food doesn't have
to be a dry barren wasteland of blech and boring.
The six things I could never do without
My friends and family (it's the same for me since half of my family
are my friends), my kids, laughter, hugs, music, and books.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why my cats are trying to kill me...
Nachos, they sound so good right now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends, doing something whether it be going to
the local goth or dance clubs, or singing karaoke, hanging out at
home with my partner and our son. Mostly nowadays? Cleaning, it's
sad, but true.. it's how laundry gets done or the kitchen gets
cleaned. My work schedule currently has me working on the weekends
so the typical Friday night, is my Sunday... the "get some shit
You should message me if
You actually read my profile .
You aren't looking for a one night stand or to try and get me to
sleep with your girlfriend/boyfriend. I'm not down for sharing, or
being a third wheel. Been there, done that, it's not for me. No, I
will not help you cheat on your significant other either.
You think you can handle your beer, and not get annoyed when I
drunkenly sing along with every horrible song that comes on. What?
Hearing a girl sing along with "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon is
You want to go puddle splashing, and dance with me in the rain for
If any of what I say or do has at least made you smile :)