My name's Brandon. I'm 28. I work in a bakery and moonlight as a stand-up comedian. I like to think I have an awesome sense of humor because of that. In my downtime between work and performing, I go to the gym, read, write, listen to music, etc. My musical tastes pretty much encompass a little bit of everything. My playlists that I make for the gym have included everything from Metallica and Eminem to The Beatles and Backstreet Boys. In fact, Spotify is really useful in letting everyone know what I like to listen to as guilty pleasures of mine. In addition to music, I'm also a huge fan of movies. I look up to people like Kevin Smith, Judd Apatow, Cameron Crowe and John Hughes. I have aspirations of writing and filming a movie one day. I just haven't figured out what it's about yet.
I'm not really frequent the bar scene too much. I'm not really crazy about the taste of beer. So when I do drink, it's usually mixed drinks. I've also been known to create mixed drinks of my own, but I tend to create mixed drinks based on whether the name sounds cool or not. Then I actually mix the drink. Examples of this have been, StrawBrandy Milk - (Strawberry Milk + Brandy), ZimmerRum (Zimmerman's Iced Tea + Rum), Voo-Doo (Vodka + YooHoo), Gatorum (Gatorade + Rum), Pink Russian (pre-mixed White Russian + Strawberry Milk) and the Brandy Caine (Brandy + Cocaine (the energy drink, not the drug)). I'm not sure if you can put parentheses inside parentheses (but I just did).