the first thing you should know is I have a daughter.
Shes 3 years old, she turns 4 In December. I love kids and want more
If you can't handle kids, move on.
I have never been in love, but I assume its the same feeling you
get when the waitress arrives with your food?
Im not shallow, beauty does not last forever. We all die the same way. Old, wrinkely, and probably losing our minds in a depends diaper. That six pack and tan wont last forever. You're not going to look like a model at 90. So if you're all about looks, sex, and not finding someone you're compatible with beyond looks, then do me a favor and get off my page. You're dismissed. Im not here looking for a model. Do I think looks matter to an extent? Ofcourse. No way will I EVER be with someone who cant walk because they are so over weight and get winded picking up a remote. Im not shallow Im just not interested in lazy people. Ill pass on that.
IM NOT INTERESTED IF:
If you cannot hold a conversation on the phone
If you're part of "rehab programs" for abusing drugs.
If you do drugs such as bathsalts, coke, heroine, crack ect;
If you have 3 plus kids, although I love them, Im not ready for that.
If you're screen name has any of the following words "swag, yolo, crazy, gangsta, pimp, cholo, papi ect.
If you've ever tried/ have paid for sex.
If you think Snooki says anything intelligent.
If you've never missed an episode of Jersey Shore.
If you "GTL" with all your bro-friends.
If you've ever been to prison for anything to do with:
endangering the welfare of a child.
molesting/ raping kids
THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW:
I use my "outside voice" all the time.
I have two volumes, loud and louder.
My favorite excercise at that the gym is judging.
I dont have a membership to a gym
It takes me two hours to get ready.
I am always late and never fashionably.
Im Italian so I talk with my hands.
I have a short attention span.
I listen to country music.
Im a sucker for flannel shirts.
If you've got a nice smile, I already like you.
I do NOT wear contacts.
I think the word fart is hilarious.
Most of my stories start "one time I was so drunk I..."
If zombies were chasing us, Id trip you.