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31 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 17
White, Other
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Trying to quit
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats

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My self-summary
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I'm a painter.

If you can't get through this, don't bother:

I was once in a bar in western PA and someone came up to me and said: "I don't know who you are or where you are from, but I don't like it."

"Trash goth"

I once watched "Waiting to Exhale" on acid.

I've never had a cavity.

50% trashy / 50% classy = 100% sassy

I'm originally from NH, so I'm really good at making my own fun... homeland of GG Allin and Squeaky Fromme.
What I’m doing with my life
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I paint. I move Art around all day, I also freelance at an Auction house and a Museum. Sometimes I get to touch Mummies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Painting, telling stories, making people laugh/uncomfortable, making mix tapes, camping, being witchy, facilitating general debauchery, cooking, looking at things, describing things, making plants grow, fixing things with my hands, building things with my hands and reading the news.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know... there is usually an open seat next to me on public transit... the last person who sat next to me on public transit had an inverted cross tattooed on their face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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COIL, Death in June, Sex Gang Children, the Detroit Acid house scene, Lordes, ERAAS, Christian Death, LARD, Burzum, Sade, Iggy Pop, Dernière Volonté, Molly Nilsson, Butthole Surfers, Scott Walker, Chris and Cosey, Xasthur, The Birthday Party//Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, The Cramps, Lakes, Slug guts, Bauhaus, Gucci Mane, the Gun club, Prurient, Current 93, A Place to Bury Strangers, PULP, The Damned, Sisters of Mercy, Lana Del Ray, Electric Wizard, the cure, The KLF, Psychic TV, Prince, Thighpaulsandra, Einsturzende Neubauten, Naked on the Vague, NON, Lee Hazlewood, Rudimentary Peni, My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, SQRM, the Human League, Roky Erickson, Clan of Xymox, The Rolling Stones, Tones on Tail, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Joy Division/New Order, Throbbing Gristle, Skinny Puppy, SWANS, Gang of Four, Martin Denny, the screamers....ummmmmm I really, really hate the Beatles and Bob Dylan.

Jean Genet, H.P. Lovecraft, Yukio Mishima, Barbara Tuchman, Georges Bataille, William S. Burroughs, Phillip Lamantia, Occult, random text books. I've been getting into Lorca as of late. I just bought a copy of Neuromancer by William Gibson. Currently reading "The Atrocity Exhibition" by JG Ballard.

PBS, Twin Peaks, To Catch A Predator, The Prisoner, Mr. Show, Dark Shadows.

Kenneth Anger, Passolini, John Waters, ALIEN, Jubilee, The Night Porter, HAPPINESS, Shakes the Clown, River's Edge, Little Murders, Silent night Deadly night (part 2), Blue Velvet, Falling Down, Bergman, Derek Jarman, Peter Greenaway, Lucio Fulci, Dario Argento, Black Sunday, Wings of Desire, Come and see, Hiroshima Mon Amour, 80's pulp horror, Clueless, Blade Runner, Hammer Horror, that video with your Mom in it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oil paint / beer and/or coffee / cigarettes / iPod / socks/ black clothes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Art / Bigfoot //cryptozoology/How Columbus wasn't the first person to discover AmeriKKKa.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"Now its dark." // drunk // sexting with the dead.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
YEAH RIGHT, BRO. // Sorry, DEFINITELY not sorry.
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