Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you're looking for a great guy, odds are you won't find one
here. There are many reasons for that, including but not limited
1) Lots more guys looking for girls than vice versa
2) Ease of putting up a great online profile while still being a
3) Spamming hundreds of girls requires little effort and no
4) Guys' standards being anything with a pulse
5) Girls' standards include window-shopping based on trivial
attributes (hair and eye color, height, etc)
It's very difficult to assess chemistry and whether or not someone
is a "keeper" based on words and a profile, and even worse when you
have to deal with a constant onslaught of e-mail from losers who a)
didn't bother reading YOUR profile, or b) aren't anybody you'd be
caught dead with outside of this site.
My advice: Try to meet some FRIENDS and make it clear that's what
your doing in the beginning, as in, this path does not lead to sex
unless somehow the stars align and we discover we are a truly
terrific match and even then it's months into the future.
Then you can start to see people for who they truly are, and once
you branch out and get to know more people, you can then see if
there is any ORGANIC chemistry between yourself and those in your
new social circle.
If you'd like to start that process with me, meet up, and possibly
make a new FRIEND, shoot me a message.
Unless of course you actually enjoy spending hours reading
one-sentence e-mails, trying to forget the occasional dick pic, and
coming up with excuses to tell your friends when your "date" stands
you up :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Doing my best to avoid wasting it on frivolous nonsense.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Manipulating electrons. Sharing ideas. Driving (necessary for
survival around here).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm usually the guy making jokes or explaining how something works,
depending on the day and the crowd.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Computer & electronics reference books
The Matrix, Requiem for a Dream, Syriana, Hackers
Star Trek, Babylon 5, The IT Crowd, Halt & Catch Fire
Mexican, Italian, Cajun, and whatever I make in my kitchen
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, nature, imagination, The Internet, awesome music, and some
kind of personal transportation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Taking it easy and recovering from the long week.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd like to meet a great guy and make a new friend.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.