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mylifexperiment
24 / M / bisexual / Seeing someone
Lansing, Michigan
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 8" (1.72m).
- Body Type
- Overweight
- Looking For
- New friends
- Smokes
- When drinking
- Drinks
- Very often
- Drugs
- Often
- Religion
- Atheism
- Sign
- Virgo
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Other
- Income
- Less than $20,000
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am sarcastic, anarchistic, and perfect.
My Self-Summary
My name is Chris. I'm 23 and am currently living in Monroe, MI I'm a weird asshole, I'm a stuck up model, and I'm in a fucking amazing band. Don't think its amazing? Maybe you should kill yourself because
you are
wrong. You're wrong and you're a fucking
idiot. You're
a fucking cocksucker, Jonathan.
But on the positive (+) side, I'm very sarcastic and nothing I say should be taken seriously. If you take everything I say seriously, you are a fucking idiot. An hero. (That means fucking kill yourself)
Well, I guess that wasn't any more positive (+?????) in the end was it? Well, fuck... Honestly, I'm a nice guy. I'm a nice guy with goals and dreams. My flaws are what make me approachable and give you a chance in hell.
I would like to get out of MI and go traveling... pretty much anywhere.
I've been taking classes at Lansing Community College in digital media, photography, vocal lessons, and have taken classes in Photoshop, sushi rolling, and massage. I just love learning new things I can use in my personal life or in my career.
While I liked learning everything I did in school to better myself, I hate how much time it takes up. Made it difficult to learn outside of school, severely cutting down on my chances to read, watch movies, take up circuit bending projects, etc.
But on the positive (+) side, I'm very sarcastic and nothing I say should be taken seriously. If you take everything I say seriously, you are a fucking idiot. An hero. (That means fucking kill yourself)
Well, I guess that wasn't any more positive (+?????) in the end was it? Well, fuck... Honestly, I'm a nice guy. I'm a nice guy with goals and dreams. My flaws are what make me approachable and give you a chance in hell.
I would like to get out of MI and go traveling... pretty much anywhere.
I've been taking classes at Lansing Community College in digital media, photography, vocal lessons, and have taken classes in Photoshop, sushi rolling, and massage. I just love learning new things I can use in my personal life or in my career.
While I liked learning everything I did in school to better myself, I hate how much time it takes up. Made it difficult to learn outside of school, severely cutting down on my chances to read, watch movies, take up circuit bending projects, etc.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently not
going to Lansing Community
College while I wait to move out of MI to go be a vagabond/ nomad/ bohemian/ gypsy- hobo piece of shit
alcoholicwhatever you want to call me... The plan is to travel around the country/ world just doing whatever. I wouldn't be opposed to
working while I travel to support myself. The main
purpose of my traveling would just be to travel the world and experience as many random whatevers as possible- the good and the bad. I don't want to be bound to a
single place. At
least not Lansing.
This town just doesn't have too much to offer. I need to go to
big cities and
I need to go to ancient temples and I need to
see some waterfalls- and unicorns.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at many things... like... I'm good with computers, rolling sushi,
being weird,
drinking, being
independent..... ok maybe I'm not
REALLLLLLY good at everything, but some other things I do are
modeling,
cooking, singing, reading, photography, video games,
writing, making music,
electronics,
eating
healthy, being a pain in the ass,
exercising...
stuff...
being a creeper
being a creeper
The first things people usually notice about me
I am a fucking model
with a very nice body even my chubby tummy- I'm toning it. My ass.... real nice.
Oh.. nevermind... that will make me sound a little stuck on myself.
Its between my amazing model beauty (absolutely fucking stunning)
or my attitude (i get it from my mom so you probably wouldnt want
to date her either- shes a fucking cunt and an attention whore). If
you're on my myspace, the obscene amount of cat shit, or on the
music player,
death metal or
jingle cats
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Movies- 28 Days
Later, 28
Weeks Later, American Psycho, Bad Santa,
Battle Royale, Fargo, Fear and Loathing in Las
Vegas, Fight
Club, Final
Fantasy 7: Advent Children, Grandma's Boy, Jacob's Ladder,
Se7en, The Shining, SLC Punk, Snatch, Stay,
The
Strangers, Super Troopers, Train Spotting, Vanilla Sky, Wolf
Creek
Music- A Perfect Circle, Beatles, Columbine, David Bowie, Drumcorps, Every Time I Die, Fantomas, Hanzel und Gretyl, Job For A Cowboy, John Lennon, KMFDM, Mars Volta, Mindless Self Indulgence, Norma Jean, Ohgr, Placebo, Realicide, Retard-o-Bot, Skinny Puppy, Slipknot, Smashing Pumpkins, Tool, Wesley Willis, Xrin Arms
Games- Burnout Revenge, Condemned, Dead Rising, Fatal Frame series, FEAR, Final Fantasy series, Galaga, Guitar Hero, Left 4 Dead, Mario series, Prey, Pure, Resident Evil series, Rock Band, Silent Hill series, Sing Star, Sonic series, Turning Point
Books/ magazines- Hunter S. Thompson, books about murder cases and forensic science, Gantz, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Resident Evil series, Silent Hill comics, books about traveling, how-to, circuit bending, tattoo, piercing, and body mod publications, photography and art books
Music- A Perfect Circle, Beatles, Columbine, David Bowie, Drumcorps, Every Time I Die, Fantomas, Hanzel und Gretyl, Job For A Cowboy, John Lennon, KMFDM, Mars Volta, Mindless Self Indulgence, Norma Jean, Ohgr, Placebo, Realicide, Retard-o-Bot, Skinny Puppy, Slipknot, Smashing Pumpkins, Tool, Wesley Willis, Xrin Arms
Games- Burnout Revenge, Condemned, Dead Rising, Fatal Frame series, FEAR, Final Fantasy series, Galaga, Guitar Hero, Left 4 Dead, Mario series, Prey, Pure, Resident Evil series, Rock Band, Silent Hill series, Sing Star, Sonic series, Turning Point
Books/ magazines- Hunter S. Thompson, books about murder cases and forensic science, Gantz, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Resident Evil series, Silent Hill comics, books about traveling, how-to, circuit bending, tattoo, piercing, and body mod publications, photography and art books
The six things I could never do without
I need a cell phone (its got all my shit on it!!!), computer(a
laptop with photo and video editing software and music creation
softwarez), camera (digital slr), clothes, deodorant (gotta smell
clean!), and razors (i cant stand being hairy).
After that, I have to go with weapons. What can I say? I'm a horrible person and I love my violence.
After that, I have to go with weapons. What can I say? I'm a horrible person and I love my violence.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Traveling... I
want to travel and
be by definition homeless for a period of time. Not forever though.
I think I will settle in Denver, CO or maybe California... I'd really love to live
in Japan, but its just too crowded I think and I need some personal
space. I also spend a lot of time thinking about circuit bending,
music
production, photography, and modeling. Occasionally I'll think
about my short
film based on Mitchell Henderson who
supposedly blew his brains out because he lost his iPod. Truth is,
I think he got beat up a lot and his dad was an abusive molestrar.
or at least I will get sued for portraying him that way in my film.
On a typical Friday night I am
On a typical Friday night, I'm just sitting at home being
worthless, doing junk
online]], contemplating playing video games then not going through
with it because I feel I have other things I need to do before
playing video games then not doing those things either. but
recently I've come to gain an abundance of [friends so may not
be just sitting around here doing stuff online, playing video games or watching movies all the time anymore.
Maybe I'll be out drinking or doing karaoke or going to arcades... maybe some
random fucked up activities...
adventuring...
I go out to the clubs sometimes.... concerts...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I have no morals and I feel I'm probably worse off than the Marquis
de Sade. :-D
Also, I have an insatiable thirst for blood.
Also, I have an insatiable thirst for blood.
You should message me if
You should message me if you want to or if it seems like I would
want you to. If you'd like to be friends or something. If you're
fucking crazy,
that's great. Just don't fuck me over. I will fucking kill
you.
