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My self-summary Propose an edit

Hiya! I'm a big fan of reading, procrastinating, watching Canadian films (there's more out there than you'd think!), and cat worship. I also like crossword puzzles, listening to music, and did I mention the cat worship? I'm vegan, and I'll cook for you in a not so seeeekrit attempt to get you to like the food, but I'm not militant about converting anyone.
I also like to think of myself as moderately geeky when it comes to computers and fixing the car.

I frequently get distracted by the dictionary. I go to look up one word, and spend the next twenty minutes looking at other words. Words fascinate me. I just bought Garner's Modern American Usage, and am absolutely fascinated.

I recently cleaned out my parents' garage, where I think I found the body of Jimmy Hoffa.

I'm a lesbian, which means straight boys, please go away (sigh). No I will not join in your threesome. Or get with your girlfriend for you to watch. Nope.

I've just moved to Appleton, so I'd love to make some friends.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

is wondering what now?

I'm really good at Propose an edit

being a smartass. Being shy. Being a geek. Cooking. I'm particularly skilled at procrastinating and sleeping.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

I have a really good, dry sense of humor. Physically? Uh, that I have glasses?

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

(d) chickpea stew, world famous burritos (that aren't world famous, I just like to call 'em that), peas, lentils, tofutti chocolate cookie (and I defy you to not hear the dog in the cookie crunch commercials saying "cooooookie") crunch soy ice cream.

(b) Hard Core Logo. Cube. Nothing. But I'm a Cheerleader. Drift (the concept more than the actual movie). Treed Murray. Just watched A Dog's Breakfast, which was really good.
All seasons of Oz and The Wire. Battlestar Galactica (not season 3, which I haven't seen yet). Firefly.

(a) seriously too many to mention. A recent fave has been As Meat Loves Salt. I'm a serious book fiend.

(c) The Magnetic Fields. Bobby Darin. Rufus Wainwright. Lemme think.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

Assuming (and you know what assumptions do) that food, water and air are taken care of:

1. my cats

2. books

3. curry

4. time and space to be alone

5. pajamas and a comfy bed

6. the dream of living in Canada some day.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

what to make for dinner. What in the hell is the cat barfing up now? Can I make my move back to Minneapolis within the next year? Or should I try somewhere else?

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

at home, on the couch, watching a DVD with my cats, my sweetie, and her bird.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I'm trying to teach myself how to eat with chopsticks. It's like a train wreck so far. I remain undeterred.

You should message me if Propose an edit

you've gotten this far and I still sound interesting. Chances are I'll find you interesting too.

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