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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–21
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:24am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I hate describing myself, because, as a person, I am totally unable to deliver an objective opinion on this subject. I'd like to say I'm artistic, a people-pleaser, someone who can hold his own in serious intellectual discussion and has a passion for self-improvement. In practice, however, I'm awkward, slothful, and pessimistic. People say they like me, but I say that's because I'm taller but don't attack them to establish dominance.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Praying that there are people out there willing to overlook this bit
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Deleting text, apparently. I can draw and write, but neither to the extent that I would like to be able to. I should really practice more
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair, for sure, and then my height. I get comments on them all the time. Usually it's one or the other. It probably says a lot about the person which they choose to point out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite authors are Douglas Adams, Christopher Moore, David Sedaris, and Terry Pratchett. My all-time favorite books are the Illuminatus! trillogy by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson.

Being John Malkovich would have to be my favorite movie, but there are plenty of other great ones. Have you ever seen Zardoz? You should see Zardoz.

I like cartoons and pretty much anything comedy. From Arrested development and 30 Rock to Wonder Showzen. Currently watching Kids in the Hall.

Jazz, ska, big band...anything with a catchy tune and plenty of horns. People say I should get into metal. I like Metalocalypse. Yeah...

wait, I forgot about food. You can put anything on a sandwich, so I like those.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My head
2) My shoulders
3) My knees
4) My toes
5) My knees
6) My toes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Weird animals, psychology, reasons to hate things people like, reasons to like things people hate, existential terror.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Waking up.
You should message me if
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I'm looking for someone to just be with, you know? Someone who "gets me," as cliche'd as it sounds. If you're socially awkward, neurotic, maybe a little bit self-hating, why not meet up and be socially awkward, neurotic, and self-hating together?