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mymagicalrealm

19 M Burnsville, MN

My Details

Last Online
Jul 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on high school
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
An escapist since 1995 and proud! Or not so much. I spend my days perusing the internet and finding more and more inventive ways to stave off the fear of my inevitable death.

I'm sure reading that got 90% of you all hot and bothered, (and the remainder are probably lesbos anyway amirite?) so I'm just going to leave off here and let the rest of my profile speak for itself
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have no idea where I want my life to go, other that that I know I want to be an artist. Drawing, singing, writing, whittling, basketweaving, fashion design, interpretive dance-would that I could spend a thousand lifetimes to master it all!

I also dream of contributing to the betterment of humanity as a species. Maybe go into chemistry and invent some wonder drugs
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling you why your opinion is wrong.
I can actually draw, sing and write pretty well.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Physically it would probably be my hair. It goes down to my waist. Other than that they might notice my height, as I'm kinda tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Pretty much everything I read or watch is designed to make me laugh in some way. My favorite books are
Fluke, A Dirty Job, or anything by Christopher Moore, really.
I don't really watch that many movies, but if I had to pick one, I'd say Being John Malkovich is my favorite.
Shows are probably what take up most of my time, Arrested Development being at the top of my cluttered and long list.
My favorite genre of music is swing jazz, especially Cole Porter.
I'm not too picky when it comes to food but I like things to combine a lot of different elements into one dish, like sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) The internet
2) The still-beating witch's heart which serves as my phylactery
3) Humor
4) Hope for the future
5) the power to mask legitimate endeavors behind a layer of irony so thick that nothing can penetrate it to plunge into the soft baby flesh of my maladjusted ego
6) comfortable sheets

notice how they ask for 6 instead of a nice 5? I bet that's so everyone gets space to make a bad joke regarding what they literally need to live.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
transhumanism, perception, weird animals, mortality, bizarre psychology, punctuation, YOU
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home filling out dating profiles. AREN'T I HILARIOUS?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My name, and therefore my facebook--a much more accurate depiction of my personality
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–20
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You want to meet in person shortly. These kind of sites are great as an index of people, but you can't get to know someone until you've spoken with them IRL. I'm interested in meeting everybody, so drop me a line.