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mynameisaknot

32 M Ridgewood, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–48
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Many myths have grown up around Matthew Walker, "the only man ever to have a knot named for him." Dr. Frederic Lucas, of the American Museum of Natural History, once told me the following story of the Origin of the knot, which he had heard off the Chincha Islands while loading guano in 1869. A sailor, having been sentenced to death by a judge who in earlier life had been a sailor himself, was reprieved by the judge because of their common fellowship of the sea. The judge offered the sailor a full pardon if he could show him a knot that he, the judge, could neither tie nor untie. The sailor called for ten fathoms of rope and, having retired to the privacy of his cell, unlaid the rope halfway, put in a MATTHEW WALKER KNOT, and then laid up the rope again to the end. So Matthew Walker secured his pardon, and the world gained an excellent knot.
What I’m doing with my life
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Copying Wikipedia entries into my OkCupid profile.
I’m really good at
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Walking around looking at things and people. Writing poetry. Photography. Holding still for extended periods of time while people paint and draw me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Not sure there are any; people tend only to notice the last things about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This week in books: Americana by Don DeLillo, Forgetting Elena by Edmund White, A Game of Hide and Seek by Elizabeth Taylor
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Cambridge Semicolon
The Harvard Em Dash
The Yale Ampersand
The University of Nebraska Open Parenthesis
The ITT Technical Institute Asterisk
The Ball State Interrobang
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why almost no one gives the correct answer to this obscenely easy question: STALE is to STEAL as 89475 is to...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Saying to myself things like, "The only thing I'm keeping from my old OkCupid profile is the 'kitten caboodle' line. (See below.)"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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-I used to think the phrase "kit and caboodle" was "kitten caboodle."

-Whenever I get a "chocolate chunk" muffin at Au Bon Pain and the cashier asks me what I have, I say "chocolate chip muffin" because I'm too embarrassed to say the word "chunk". (UPDATE: I have eliminated this problem by switching to chocolate croissants. You're welcome.)
You should message me if
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you share my concern at the high number of OkC members who are seeking a partner in crime. This is a disturbing trend for a site dedicated to ideas of love and courtship. What I'm looking for is a partner in crime prevention. Let's team up to seek out these would-be criminals as they meet on their first dates and put a halt to their illicit plans before they have a chance to carry them out. From bars to restaurants, from theaters to parks, from beaches back to bars we'll go, our every waking moment devoted to the swift apprehension of these lawless hooligans. It's time to take a stand. Join me, won't you? But don't do it for me. Do it for America.