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30 Boerne, TX Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:25pm
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5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I ain't lookin' to compete with you
Beat or cheat or mistreat you
Simplify you, classify you
Deny, defy or crucify you
All I really want to do
Is, baby, be friends with you.

No, and I ain't lookin' to fight with you
Frighten you or tighten you
Drag you down or drain you down
Chain you down or bring you down
All I really want to do
Is, baby, be friends with you.

I ain't lookin' to block you up
Shock or knock or lock you up
Analyze you, categorize you
Finalize you or advertise you
All I really want to do
Is, baby, be friends with you.

I don't want to straight-face you
Race or chase you, track or trace you
Or disgrace you or displace you
Or define you or confine you
All I really want to do
Is, baby, be friends with you.

I don't want to meet your kin(omit that line)
Make you spin or do you in
Or select you or dissect you
Or inspect you or reject you
All I really want to do
Is, baby, be friends with you.

I don't want to fake you out
Take or shake or forsake you out
I ain't lookin' for you to feel like me
See like me or be like me
All I really want to do
Is, baby, be friends with you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at the Post Office. My car radio is always set to NPR. I cook veggie fried rice at least three times a week. I like staying up late, but rarely do it because of my job. My life has been a wild adventure, but is pretty chill and simple right now. I am trying out the steady job, saving money, play on the weekend thing. I have always been sexually monogamous, but the woman I am in a relationship now desires occasional encounters with others. It is difficult for me, but I see it as an opportunity for personal growth. That being said, I am willing to do the same.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Public speaking, hearing what you have to say, making hula hoops, writing songs, calming people who are angry (I discovered this talent while working retail) , cooking, facing dangerous situations, hard work, smelling like nothing but me, taking advice from those who do what I want to do, making corny jokes, saxophone, avoiding prison, keeping plants and animals alive, ukulele, being resilient.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Have we met before? Do you have a brother?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
non fiction, Vice News, Frontline, Nature (PBS), true crime, Nova, Trailer Park Boys, good music, anything that has flavor. I am not willing to eat live sushi. That is where I am drawing the line.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.

Pocket knife,


Something to look forward to,


My musical instruments
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Holy shit. I am a human being. This is so great.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Netflix+Cat on lap+Beer
Playing music
In the hammock+star gazing
You should message me if
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you are not ashamed to be yourself.

you want to spend a lazy Saturday evening listening to a Prarie Home Companion.

you suspect that it is far more big and complex than we could possibly imagine

You are not afraid of being honest.