If I could describe myself in one sentence I would say that I'm like a jigsaw puzzle: you need to put the pieces together to figure me out. But then when have you put one together and not been happy at the end? Hmm, is that two sentences?

I think this section should be all about a person's defining character trait. For me that's work ethic and the satisfaction of knowing things are finally going my way because I worked hard all my life. When I put my mind to something I finish it.

I find extremely meticulous /anal people to be annoying. Funny in a Tina Fey/Anchorman way is really cool. If you think Friends was better than Seinfeld I don't think we'll get along. I like to make other people laugh. OK, I think that's enough for now.

I was born and raised in the Bronx, but I just moved out here to San Francisco a couple months ago for a sweet private equity gig.

Playing with spreadsheets all day long/devising a plan to flee the country/living to work when I should be working to live.

I was a club dj for about ten years. I had the opprtunity to play out in clubs in NYC, Boston, DC, LA, and some other places i right now cannot remember. I went on tour with some rap acts. Unfortunately, as much as I loved what i was doing, playing puppet master and making people happy, reality began to settle in and I realized waking up hungover at 3pm everyday wasn't sustainable so I gave up the turntables for spreadsheets. I truly miss it though.

Nothing because I'm low key and don't get noticed.

Favorite artists: Tribe Called Quest, Gangstarr, Jay-Z, Biggie Favorite djs: Spinbad, Red Alert, Enuff, David Guetta, Mark Ronson Favorite movies: Shawshank Redemption,Bronx Tale, Requiem for a dream, Scarface, Half Baked, Office Space, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Out of Sight, Anchorman Favorite tv shows: The Wire, Californication, Boardwalk Empire

1) My family 2) The interweb 3) My dog 4) Music 5) run on sentences 6) meebo.com (why can't everyone use the same chat program?)

How I will be remembered when I die and what legacy will I leave

On a less serious note, why can't the quickmatch work as well as vlookup? Why can't I just be like =vlookup(awesomeness, CA,2,FALSE)???

There isn't such thing as a typical Friday night.

I've slept a night in Central Park.

...you're cool, funny, interesting, different from me or a combination of those.

...quirky=good, psycho=bad

...you are not a drama queen and are not looking for drama.

...you can inspire me.

...you are analytical enough to entertain my endless stream of thoughts.

...you want me to cook for you because I can cook up a storm.

...you want to rewrite my OKC profile.

...you do artsy or creative work so I can be jealous of you. If not, being passionate about something like work or a hobby is a plus.