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34 M Sacramento, CA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Hispanic / Latin
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Full figured
Strictly anything
Graduated from two-year college
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), Spanish (Fluently), Urdu (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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So my name is Leo. I have lived in Sacramento for a good long time, spent some time living in Mexico, and in Phoenix, but something keeps bringing me back to the city of trees. Currently I am a caregiver for my dad who is 77 years old. He is relatively independent, and we've had a lot of changes happen to us in the last few years. We are doing great though, that's the important part.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a few obsessions in my life, photography is the main one. I am having lots of fun and getting better at it all the time. I have a small web following, and a studio space. You may be asked to hold a pose if we hang out, so fair warning. It will be a good photo or I wont post it for the world to see. I also obsessively take pictures of funny things and food. Yup, one of those guys. I am also returning to school this year to complete my degree, I volunteer at 2 nursing homes and I am actively losing weight.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening to podcasts
Playing final fantasy 14
Daydreaming about the next place I will travel to.
Geeking out.
Speaking Spanish.
Christopher Walken Impressions.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My boobs. No. My face tattoo. Naw, probably that they think I am a quiet guy. Then I start talking and you start to chuckle. You start getting concerned as you have a hard time breathing you are laughing so hard. I'll stop jus short of you losing body control. You might have tinkled a little. Check your pants. I'll wait.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I am currently OBSESSED with Rage Comics. If you don't know what they are, they will make you laugh your butt off. For Serious. I am über nerdy, and yea, Ill fix your computer.

Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, American Psycho, Silence of the Lambs, Anything John Grisham, cookbooks, diaries, Wikipedia (realize its not a book but its readin), The Dark Half, Tom Clancy, Mario Puzo, Thomas Harris

Batman, Casino, Pulp Fiction, The Fifth Element, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil (its a movie too! A good one! The inspiration for my future trip to Savannah), Dances with Wolves, Seven Samurai, Waterworld (shut up, I liked it), LA Story, Anything Kevin Smith except Jersey Girl, ugh; The Birdcage, and Friday.

Dave Matthews Band, Breaking Benjamin, 80's pop, electronic, Daft Punk, Ben Folds, Apoptigma Bezerk, Podcasts, Comedy albums too.

Sushi, Thai, Mexican food especially Enchiladas, Cuban tortas, chinese food
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. iPhone. Seriously, I'm hooked.
2. Family
3. Friends
4. Interwebs
6. You?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the next funny thing I am going to make you laff with. I'd rather be with a girl who has big dreams and no money than a girl with no dreams and big money. If you're comfortable in your own skin, have a strong sense of self and aren't afraid to expose your flaws, I'm sure we'll get along just fine. But I will say that if you've got red hair, nerdy glasses, ballet slippers, comfy skater shoes, funny t-shirts, love memes, I'm already melting.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
done with work, I want to see a movie, hang out with friend(s), get on the road to go somewhere, start a vacation or have a drink and watch Food Network in HD! I'm often up late -- whether it's to party, have Law & Order marathons or just read a good book -- but I almost always sleep in on weekends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a fear of being underwater. Don't throw me in the pool! I am double jointed in a few places. I want tattoos. Someone I know has a fear of black toilet seats on white toilets. I think that last one should have been kept private. It's just too weird!
You should message me if
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you are clever, extraordinary, or ordinary. I want someone who is going to challenge the way I think, impress me, or pull me out of my comfort zone. If you happen to be Catholic, that'd be great. Because I am, and you gotta think about the future, ya know?