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mynameislong

37 Melbourne, Australia Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Nov 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.82m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini
Education
University
Job
Transportation
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Italian (Poorly), French (Poorly), Korean (Poorly), Swahili (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Rich,

I love to laugh, a night out on the town, great food, great and like minded people
Life is not meant to be taken too seriously. Lets keep it fun

I live my life to experience new and different things, I love to experiment with cooking, and my friends call me the bbq king, i take it pretty seriously, but i have so much fun making my friends mouths water with my dry rub spicy pork ribs.

I have done a lot of traveling and it always gives me ideas for cooking, i think i travel for my stomach's sake rather than to see sights, i prefer to taste sights :) I end up seeing some stuff too tho :) I came back from Korea with a taste for their style BBQ, I came back from India with a taste for more spicy foods, I came back from Japan with Yakitori, Takoyaki and Okonomiyaki on my mind, so i taught myself to cook all of it.

So if you want to meet a very friendly guy, Who loves weekends away and feeding his friends, nights out on the town or finding a nice new cool restaurant, then send me a message.

I hope everyone meets who they came here too meet. Good luck!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
sometimes i ask myself that same question.
I guess all i am trying to do is feel satisfied with life, be happy and find someone to share it with.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
impersonations - Christopher Walken, Rodney Dangerfield, Michael Caine and Arnie...oh and former prime minister John Howard. Throwing tennis balls... i have deadly aim and am your worst nightmare at the beach playing brandy!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably the bulge in my pants... where i keep the tennis ball for brandy.

Get your mind out of the gutter you silly sausage you :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I do a tremendous amount of reading, I like true stories or true crime stories, Car magazines. I really enjoy flipping thru visual art magazines and spend quite a bit of time at bookshops abusing the system :) i single handedly shut down borders... sorry.

the last movie i saw was a thriller, it kept me on the edge of the seat of the guy sitting next to me.(i think he got his money back) entourage, kenny vs spenny, Mad Men, Akira Kurosawa, Quentin Tarantino, Takeshi Kitano, LOR, Game of thrones, Donnie Darko, a clockwork orange. other arty and a few mainstream... also lots of comedy, super hero stuff, guy stuff :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laughter
Me time.
music
friends
family.
maggie beers burnt fig, honeycomb and caramel ice cream... mainly consumed during me time.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to make people happy... it can be such a waste of time :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
usually crusing into town after work hitting a restaurant with friends , or relaxing at home with a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
you're gonna need some Sodium Pentothal to get that out of me... or a cute smile.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
if you're willing to actually get to know me. I'm a very understanding and considerate guy. I'm always willing to get to know someone. I may not be your type romantically, but to be honest, I'm not out for the hook up, I'm out get to know some new people.