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mynameismattm

23 M Astoria, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I...am....uh...

Unique?

And, uh...

Hm. Drawing a blank here. Oh well.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I write all kinds of stuffs and stuff. Screenwriter in the middle of pitching things to people, freelance writer, musician, comedian, acting coach, glutton extraordinaire, basketball prophet, bringer of cheap wine and Goosebumps videos.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Sarcasm. Bad at turning it off...
-Eating. 23 years of experience, proud to say
-Any job that capitalists would deem valueless
-Trying new ice cream flavors
-Making people laugh (intentionally, some of the time)
-Cooking! Yeah.
-Pretending I'm manly while shopping at Bed Bath and Beyond
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually people faint when they see my beautiful face, so I've never really known what kind of first impression I give off. Wait, I guess that answers it!

(Also accurate: "lanky")
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies- I love most movies (#movieslut, amirite??), so not going to list many. Danny Boyle is my absolute favorite director ever, and past that I like a bajillion more.

TV- Curb Your Enthusiasm, Modern Family, The Office, 30 Rock, the walking dead, Arrested Development, it's always sunny in Philadelphia, fresh prince of bel-air, Louie, many many many, mostly comedy comedy comedies tho

Books- Bukowski forever and always.

Music: I will listen to anything. From The Format to The Fugees to The Wonder Years to Passion Pit to Fleetwood Mac to Tribe Called Quest to whatevskies I like. Mostly depends on what album I'm obsessed with that week.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The most enlightening (and accurate) response I could give would be: I vehemently disagree with the notion of "not being able to live without" something.

Plus, if I had to list six things, they would all be ice cream.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The entire universe at all times. Me thinks a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either partying/celebrating like Rick James, gettin spacey like Kevin, or just crying as I stay up all night working. Like.........Katniss Everdeen...?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love the movie Adventureland.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to! But really...fuck the patriarchy and the idea that 'oh the man must first court the dainty lady...' I'm all about equality, so you send that message, strong independent woman! Yeah!

That being said, I do have a pretty good idea of what I'm looking for (awkward transition)...

If you make me laugh, then boo-ya you're hired!

Great smile = great chance to win my heart <333

It also helps to just generally be...not a terrible person. Can you handle that?

...are you sure?

Take a second before your final answer.

...okay. If you say so!