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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19-36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Jan 2
5' 8" (1.73m)
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
let's face it, the only reason why any of us are on this stupid website is because we're lonely. and we're lazy. we're trying to cut corners and not face people in the real world so we rely on the cyber world to get us connected. i'm not going to give you an autobiography. i believe in human interaction. i believe in discovery. i don't believe in sharing my life to be displayed on a stupid monitor so you can look at it and decide whether or not you wanna talk to me. i'm not a dish on the menu of some restaurant that you can see every little nuance about my personality. we don't have profiles in the real world so why should i feel the need to express any of my views in this fictitious land. but in the end i am just as lonely as you. maybe even more.

I am wasting too much time on my computer, and need some fresh air.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i just spent five days driving cross country from NJ to L.A. in a mini-van with my sister. she's auditioning for Playboy and i've been documenting the before and after of the process.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
wow, i just re-read my profile and i now realize why no one has returned any of my messages. i must come across like some delinquent. or simply a miserable, self-loathing loser. well, misery does love company. desperate times, call for desperate measures. i feel a song coming on. (clears throat)
batter up
hear that call
the time has come, for one and all
to play ball...
we are the members of the all-american league
we come from cities
near and far
we got canadians, irish ones and swedes
we're all for one
we're one for all
we're all americans
each girl stands, her head so proudly high
her motto "do or die"
she's not the one to use or need an alibi...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my nose. my eyelashes. my prominent adam's apple.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
i love to read but i have the tendency to not finish books. i come from a long line of quitters. i'm really trying to reverse this curse.

i give anything a shot at least once, whether food, movies or music.

i listen to a lot of blues, jazz, rock n' roll. i prefer older stuff than the shit that's on the radio or on some douchebags ipod. i'm open to be proven wrong. i'm just bitter because i still don't have an ipod...but i now have an iphone. that's kinda like an ipod right? right?

i love to cook but i hate following recipes.

i love sushi, thai, mexican, indian, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my video camera
my guitar
peanut butter
a pen and a notebook (i count that as one)
facial hair
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
sex, food, alopecia, prostate cancer, trying to remember where i put my keys, how the doctor told me i would be 6 feet tall (i'm 5'9" on a good day), how i'm gonna get jean claude van damme to star in my next movie, growing weed (for medicinal purposes...who I'm i kidding), the infinite universe around us, time travel, cyborgs, tattoos...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
i fucking hate the word typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i pissed my pants in tae kwon do class.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
a) you wanna take swing classes with me
b) you wanna ride bikes
c) you need a guitar player
d) you need someone to videotape your brother's bar-mitzvah
e) you wanna get high and watch the history channel while eating peanut butter from the same jar with our fingers
f) you wanna help me build a telescope