I'm a slightly scruffy carpenter, and a big ol' geek. I enjoy classic rock (and punk and funk and folk and blues), classic literature, SciFi, good bourbon, the outdoors, BBQ and good food.
Coffee is vital to my existence, and I absolutely loathe Starbucks. I don't like what they have done to coffee; it's is not a shake, nor should it be received through a drive-through, it's not fast food.
I wave at the kids in cars next to me.
I taught my daughters to love dancing in the rain. And how to kill Zombies.
I would rather eat a hamburger than a steak, and think that french fries deserve their own food group. I also make the world's greatest garlic burger. Just sayin'.
I'm secretly very happy Neil DeGrasse Tyson has become so popular. This generation needs a new Carl Sagan. We need people to become excited about science again, the anti-intellectual theist group has become far to vocal. I abhor willful ignorance.
If you have a profile pic featuring your dog kissing you, especially if it's a bully breed, I WILL 'like' you, no matter our Match %, it's inevitable, I cannot resist a woman who adores her dog. Unless it's a twitchy purse dweller. Dogs should be dogs, not dolls.
Please, don't be bland. Have strong opinions, knee jerk reactions, and occasional bouts of insanity. I prefer to meet people who have lived life and were scarred by it. Emotional baggage makes people more interesting.
* Yes I am Polyamorous, which means I cannot, will not, be your One And Only, neither will I ask you for casual sex. I am married to a wonderful woman, Bayanilicious. We are not Unicorn hunters, though we are open to the FMF dynamic, and just got out of a two year long triad. I am on here mostly looking for my own relationships. *
I won't offer you the moon and stars, but I will lay on the grass with you looking up at them.
I also currently 'off the market', my dance card is full, I have no room for any more romantic or sexual relationships. I do have room for more friends, though, so please feel free to message me.