Hi. I am one half of a polyamorous couple; so yes I'm a deviant, a pervert, and a degenerate. But no, I am not looking for any NSA hook-ups. It's ok, you're safe, you can message me and I wont start evaluating your bedroom potential. If I message you its most likely entirely innocent. Relax, I'm not hitting on you. Maybe.

Im a slightly scruffy carpenter, and a big ol' geek. I enjoy classic rock (and punk and funk and folk and blues), classic literature, SciFi, good bourbon, the outdoors, BBQ and good food. Coffee is vital to my existence, and I absolutely loathe Starbucks, I don't like what they have done to coffee(coffee is not a soft drink, nor should it be received through a drive-through, it's not fast food).

I wave at the kids in cars next to me.

I taught my daughters to love dancing in the rain. And how to kill Zombies.

I would rather eat a hamburger than a steak, and think that french fries deserve their own food group. I also make the world's greatest garlic burger. Just sayin'.

I believe people don't think enough; I think they just live on autopilot, believing what they have been taught without question, never living up to their potential or seeing how much beauty there is in the world if they would just turn off the TV and look for it.

I like to think that I am honest about my own motivations and emotions. An un-examined life is not worth living, and all that.
So, I take back my earlier statement. If you have nice eyes and a voluptuous figure, your bedroom potential *will* be evaluated. Hey, I like boobs, I can't help it. And I might be the only guy on here who is willing to say openly that I'm only here for the sex. Except I'm not. I'm married to a wonderful woman and I get plenty of sex. I just enjoy meeting new people. Especially girls. Round ones. I don't like skinny, plastic barbie types. Scrawny nerdy girls are great, I just don't like high-maintenance barbie-types. I like freaks and geeks. Tattoos, piercings, oddly colored hair, batman t-shirts, glasses. I like awkward and shy girls.
I prefer to meet people who have lived life and were scarred by it. Emotional baggage makes people more interesting.

Please, don't be bland. Have strong opinions, knee jerk reactions, and occasional bouts of insanity.

* Yes I am Polyamorous, which means I cannot, will not, be your One And Only, neither will I ask you for casual sex. I am married to a wonderful woman, Bayanilicious. We are not Unicorn hunters, though we are open to the FMF dynamic, and just got out of a two year long triad. I am on here mostly looking for my own relationships. *
**I should also point out that my dance card is currently full, I am not looking for any additional relationships at this time, though I am more than willing to meet new people to talk to**

I am Scruffy, Comfortable, and Kinda Geeky

House. Job. Kids.
I work nights tossing packages for UPS, which leaves my days free to write and care for my two daughters. This does make dating difficult, so please be flexible.
Summer is over, and I did not get nearly as many projects done as I wanted. Garden was a success, and our chickens are settled in and providing lots of yummy eggs. And now we have BEES! Yes, I have quite the little farm tucked away in my my little city lot. I would have goats if the city would allow it...
I enjoy writing, and I've finally finished my novel. Woot. Now, I am shopping around for an agent and publisher and hoping to get a few short stories published as well.
Second novel is progressing, though not as quickly as I would like.
Also started work on my Wood Fired Brick Pizza Oven. So far, only footings are complete. The associated deck/pergola is now done. And it's a nice deck. Good for entertaining. All it needs now to be perfect is a pizza oven. Or a few curvy, naked women lounging about.

Carpentry. Cheesecakes and Waffles

Long Haired Hippy Freak. And I've been accused of being 'irrepressible cheerful'

Dylan(Thomas and Bob). Burtton. Elfman. Pork. 'Nuff said.

My Kids. Literature. Led Zepplin. Sunsets. Thunderstorms. Back rubs.

Goblins and elves. I write fantasy and SciFi. Yes, Im a geek.
What to put in my BBQ rub.
Teaching my kids to survive the Zombie Apocalypse.
And boobs, I like boobs.

Mostly working, I work weeknights 5 to 9.
Saturday night is reserved for tequila and D20's.

I'm a DnD geek. Ive been playing since highschool, and still play every saturday. Don't worry, this is a good thing. Geeks know how to treat a lady.

I have a serious dimple fetish.

I spend way too much time contemplating ways to alter recipes, replacing water with beer. Pizza dough, pancakes, everything. It's all better with beer. I have even tried cake. Chocolate Stout Cake, made with Guinness.

I am deeply offended by shredded cheese in a bag.

I love literature, but rarely make time to read anything serious, and most often just end up with cheap Sci/Fi and Fantasy. I'm not nearly as well read as I would like to be.

I still wear torn jeans, flannel and worn out Chucks. Yup, I'm the Stuck in the 90's Grunge Guy.

I wish I could be Anthony Bourdain... That cat has a pretty cool life.

If you have something interesting to say or strong opinions about
anything. Or if you have a nice rack... hey, I admitted to being a
perv right from the start.
If you spend more time in the craft store than you do shopping for clothes.
If you get irritated at excessive use of lols and text-speak. If you type out 'you' in stead of 'u' even in texts.
If you care weather or not Matt Smith is a better Doctor than David Tenant. He's not, by the way.
If you like spanking or light bondage.
If you can hold your own in an argument against me, I will likely form a huge crush on you and will worship the ground you walk upon, and will woo you with food.
I have strong opinions on everything from religion to politics to food to sexuality, and if you are put of by me expressing them you won't like me. I'm not an ass, I just get excitable about things I am passionate about, which is almost everything. I refuse to hold back and be polite for the sake of not offending anyone.