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30 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
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Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), Spanish (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary

Are you at the office 23 hours a day toiling away your youth in a caffeine fueled, fluorescent lit race to squeeze every last bit of achievement ahead of a ticking biological clock?

Are you wondering if there's more to life in SF than brunch, Bikram Yoga, and getting rubbed up on by 50 strangers at the farmers' market?

Are you unfulfilled sexually?


I am the most radical, bitchin’, mind-blowing internet-dating experience in ALL of San Francisco. All Internet honeys are STOKED when I’m around, regardless of race or socioeconomic status.

You will be on me like an Oakland hipster on a fixed gear bicycle by the time we've had our fourteenth drink.

As we're ascending toward your gentrified apartment, up those fifty flights of booty-toning stairs, yo' horny ass fingers are going to be texting your roommate, "Yo girl, pretend that you're asleep."

Do I do relationships?

What I’m doing with my life
Born on the East Coast. Living on the West Coast. Try-coastal.

I've fluctuated between being a spiritual yoga hippie type (lived in India, started a fair trade importing company, traveled, was a professional massage therapist - you get the gist) and a fuck-it-let's-make-it-rain capitalist (but feel it's gauche to list out one's commercial successes whether on or off a dating site - almost as gauche as using the word "gauche").

Sometimes I merge the two.

OkCupid says I have bad manners, am arrogant, and am not romantic, but I prefer to think I'm just misunderstood.
I’m really good at
Tearing up dance floors and exploring ideas to their logical extremes.

Also, running. Preferably not in circles. And toward, not away from things.
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Reading "Love in the Time of Cholera" expanded my repertoire of emotions. Márquez is a genius.

I also enjoy reading internet dating profiles. I think they're an interesting medium.
The six things I could never do without
Sunny days, bicycles, books, the produce aisle, access to natural bodies of water, and occasionally, YO' MOMMA.

"I can't live without my passport" is the new "I love long walks on the beach."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
That's more of an in-person thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
As you can see from my profile photographs, I tend to spend my Friday nights knitting and exploring the depths of the personalities of my many, many cats.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had a near death experience recently (unintentionally).

I highly recommend having one if you need a quick, no bullshit evaluation of how you're doing.

Also, I'm going to come clean and admit that I shop at farmers' markets, bicycle commute, work in tech, go bouldering several times/ week, own dj'ing equipment, enjoy traveling to developing countries, regularly go to Burning Man (but none of my profile photos are from Burning Man), don't own a television, and occasionally dabble in veganism.

I preferred living in the East Bay, but moved to SF to be within bicycling distance of work. Yet unlike most young people in this city, I live alone.

I tried the communal living thing, but prefer the privacy and grown-up-ness that solo living offers.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are considering copying and pasting entire segments of my profile. Or if you feel nervous messaging me, wondering whether I'd message you back.

Or if the following words would rarely be used to describe you: bored, boring, codependent, conservative, religious ("spiritual" is cool though), dramalicious.

Or on the more affirmative side of things, note that I'm both:

a) a feminist, and:

b) independently confident enough in my own masculinity to appreciate good things in my vicinity without feeling threatened.

So feel free to be:

c) taller, funnier, smarter, more athletic, more successful, more privileged, more carnivorous, more informed-on-a-topic-that-I-have-an-opinion-on, etc etc than I am.

It won't faze me one bit.

I still reserve the right to have more facial and chest hair, however.

Since it's San Francisco and there is such a wide spectrum here of views on relationships and emotional expression, every profile should have a section that explicitly discusses views on relationships. Here's mine:

I base practically all of my relationship decisions on how someone makes me feel when I'm around them and or thinking of them. Whether it's an exclusively monogamous relationship, an ethically non-monogamous relationship, a just-friends relationship, a let's-not-use-labels relationship, or a one night stand, what I care about is empathy, great connection, and mutual admiration.

Even though I am a grown ass man, I still get butterflies when someone I'm crushing on gives me a kiss on the cheek. If we're going to keep it real for a second, that's the wavelength I'm on and what I find meaningful.

From an emotional intelligence perspective, unless I'm truly unaware of an emotion that I'm feeling, you can count on me to express my feelings (or lack of feelings) honestly, openly, and directly.

But not inappropriately or overbearingly. I try to draw the line somewhere between sending a "thumbs up" emoji and crying during sex.

While the above is all true, note that I am not above selling myself out in a conventionally transactional relationship. Please feel more than free to message me regardless of how conservative and religious you are if you're in the middle of planning a blow-out trip around the world and your personal masseur/ chaperone backed out. I have two passports, so you won't have to use up any favors getting me into any countries on your itinerary that have sour relations with the United States. And I usually travel without luggage, so we can fit more of your stuff in carry-on in case the market tanks and we need to fly commercial (just saying).

Congratulations. We've now reached the end of my internet dating advértisement. So ACT NOW. Write me. And we'll get started on making you happier than a Mormon on her honeymoon.