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mysandypants

30 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I have a fair amount of life experience, with a minor academic deficiency. If A genie could grant me a single wish, I would ask him to make my ass a cola machine... Also, I want to snap off Rachel Maddow's filthy, smug, little head, and give her a prosthetic.. try taking everything I say with a hamster lick of salt....
What I’m doing with my life
Wooing, dancing, defacing my body, making money so i can sleep in doors, films are made, hair get braids, getting taking advantage of, taking advantage of opportunities, sleighing dragons, are you still reading? Pot pie chef, freelance war journalist, self taught surgeon. many more...
I’m really good at
Listening, it's an old fashioned quality that i suppose made it my way at birth. Cutting paper with scissors perfectly. Looking like a crazy person on occasion. Misrepresenting myself on paper. Sorry to say, shooting things. The ancient art of cho-go combat, passed on to me by my mentor, The great white Joo Jhooba.
herding ducks, controlled sleep walking, blacksmithing, forging, armorer, medieval joust fighting.
The first things people usually notice about me
if we exchange words, you might think i'm THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN ALIVE, or a sweet person with a rosie disposition....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Malick, Anderson, Anderson, Winding Refn, Quentin, Andrew Dominik,

Tom Hardy is the next Marlin Brando...
I Love the way music used to be more. Music that seemed more meaningful, Nirvana, Radiohead, Sonic Youth, PJ harvey, Pixies, Blond Red Head, The Beatles, Van Morison, Wire.
Food sucks.
The six things I could never do without
My very tiny, beautiful friend/dog, Dwayne
The feeling of the female form.
The subjection of the occasional danger.
The constitution of the United States of America
freedom
ice cream
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Tyranny, The best way to protect the woman I loved, destroying globalist pigs, new fun hair styles, smoking all the communists out, Arnold Palmer's refreshing mix of ice tea and lemonade, The Trans Pacific Partnership or the T.P.P., If I am even a candidate to fall deeply in love with a female... for ever... and ever... where to go when the diarrhea hits the fan, making love from scratch, and sleeping next to her, why are people so stupid, If I left the microwave on high, does every guy have such a nice blank, or is it just me? Are most men given such raw, natural, ability in the bedroom, or is it just me.
(All ya'll that can't take a joke... peace out)
On a typical Friday night I am
Dancing, singing...wooing.. eating chocolates in the dark, break dancing, fighting in cage matches.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I might be mad at myself for using ok cupid to find love/romance
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you are a female, that can be trusted.