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mysandypants

30 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Job
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I have no life experience, and a minor academic deficiency. If A genie could grant me a single wish, I would ask him to keep me eternally deflated, and for grace...
What I’m doing with my life
Wooing, shaking, defacing, sleeping in doors, rejoicing, braiding, loving, giving, sleighing. Pot pie-ing, freelance war journalist, self taught surgeon. many more...
I’m really good at
Listening, Cutting paper with scissors perfectly... Looking on occasion.Thinking. The ancient art of cho-go combat, passed on to me by my mentor, The great white Joo Jhooba.
herding ducks, goats, and heifers, controlled sleepwalking, blacksmithing, forging, medieval joust fighting.
The first things people usually notice about me
i'm not THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN ALIVE, but a sweet person, and I am not luke warm....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like everything that wasn't purely, mass produced to generate revenue.
The six things I could never do without
My very tiny, beautiful friend/dog, Dwayne
female
voice
sanity
freedom
ice cream
I spend a lot of time thinking about
New fun hair styles, shining light where its dark. Arnold Palmer's refreshing mix of ice tea and lemonade. Why are people so stupid, will my microwave kill me?
On a typical Friday night I am
eating chocolate in the dark, breakdancing, cage fights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It is my extreme shame to admit, that i am an enrolled member of the OKcupid database...As if I couldn't do what my father, and father's father did, in the flesh... Shameful.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you are a female, that doesn't suffer from any head trauma.