Usually in a t-shirt.
Sorry that's a bad pun but this is a mean question for someone to answer about themselves. I'd like to think I can't be summarised in a few sentences or a few words.
So in summary: Contrarian

Usual stuff. Paying bills whilst trying not to sell my soul to do so. I really enjoy my job (gardener) which is nice. Unfortunately it puts a dampener on my favourite hobby (gardening) at the weekend.
Aiming for the perfect year when my, currently neglected, garden is bountiful all year round and everyone wants to come and sit in it with me.

Ignoring questions

My hidden depths.....

ok it's probably my muddy boots. I've been described by people as really smiley as well which painfully shatters the icy and mysterious image I have of my self.

My favourite book is The Old Man & The Sea but I really like popular science books as well as a bit of Sci-fi & fantasy.

My favourite film is Akira but will always stop to watch one of Bill Murray's good films (Groundhog day is a masterpiece)

I musically matured to Radiohead & Blur and then did a degree in music. As a result I mostly listen to things more pretentious then you.

I'm a keen cook and will generally try everything once & then go back for seconds. Although I've yet to find anyone who has done anything to an Apricot to make them nice.

My secateurs,
Radio 4 & Test match special,
Science Documentaries,
Scotch Eggs,
Spotify,
Espresso.

Way's to not do the thing I'm meant to be doing.
What to make for dinner tonight.
When is the sun going to come out.
The cold, dark entropy death of an infinite universe.

Looking for a pub with a Fire/Garden (delete appropriate according to season) in order to discuss trifles and nonsense with friends.

Logically, this question is a paradox.

Only if it lands on tails.