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MysterRightRoy

44 M Valencia, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 32–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:35am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I’m a New Yorker in Los Angeles since ’97… moved to Santa Clarita Valley Feb of 2013 for work. A Brooklyn born Jew, Long Island raised, Smoked Salmon Swimming Upstream to Spawn !! I like good laughs and good music, good food and good company. I keep it pretty simple these days, and looking for the right woman to share it with… Took up golf in April, and take great care of my 2 dogs. In a perfect world I’d like to make a baby, but can be OK with moving into a pre-made situation with kids… Hikes , Check … Day drives, Check …. Running errands and seeing chick flix, Check within reasonable parameters…. Sports on a Sunday, not a priority but Check…. Shoot pool, Ride Bikes, Throw a bowling ball , Karaoke , Check Check Check Check ….. Play some music with real instruments, Check

My Judaism is a big part of my identity, but not a HUGE part of my daily lifestyle… I believe in the principles, ethics and values that have been handed down through my peoples' tradition, and I don’t think that the jews have any particular patent on good clean living, or giving back… spiritual practices are wonderful and essential guidelines to living harmoniously with my fellow man…. Religious Leaders and many of their INTERPRETATIONS.......... ARE FUCKED!

As far as my intentions, I'm here looking for the right woman to spend the rest of my life with.. to have and to hold..... to emasculate me and force me to buy tampons at CVS...... to spend my hard earned dollar on chick flicks, Bed Bath & Beyond, Costco & Target. To be the Sunday school teacher that inspired the most popular lyric written by Trent Reznor....... to love, be loved and spread love.

That being said I have a hell of a gift for good banter both high level and potty talk, will melt your heart with a song, and I like to cook as much as eat out. I'm looking to have a connection with another like minded adult who doesn't have time or patience for antiquated courtship rituals and game rules like no calling for three days and manipulation ~ if we connect through this thing its because we're intelligent enough to get a read from each others answers and writing style that we don't have to endure 200 back and forth emails before we pick up a phone.

LIBRA – The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
working in sales, , walking my dogs, and sleeping & eating on occasion... when I'm lucky I get to make some music or throw a frisbee now & then. I like a good movie, shooting pool, and getting out to the beach when I can
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
finding that spot
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
for some reason I always seem to look like someone they know ... sadly in most cases its like " isn't that a friend of my dad's ? " but my personality, heart, and soul usually make an unspoken indelible mark
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Very ecclectic music tastes ~ I can find the artistic expression in all but can only take small doses of some ~
faves : rock, reggae, jazz, r&b, accoustic, world beat
tarrantino, scorcese, spike lee, coen bros, kevin smith , christopher guest, bill murray,

Newsroom, true blood, iron chef, triple D, breaking bad, northern exposure,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my dogs
music
humour
internet
sunshine
touch
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I am very considerate and diligent about not using handicapped parking spaces, yet I have NO problem using the handicapped stall in the office mens room... Hmmm
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
connecting with my community and friends ~ centering myself to be more available to living with honesty, integrity, compassion and authenticity
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
this one time.... at band camp....
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
your lead picture isn't 40 pounds old ....
You are comfortable with your body and don't use it as a manipulation tool.....
you are comfortable with MY body and seek to use it in several applications....
You're up for good laughs, you're an adult and can meet someone for a conversation rather than trade 50 emails.