I'm a Brooklyn born Jew, NY raised, Smoked Salmon Swimming Upstream to Spawn !! I’m really tired and weary of early dating protocol .. That’s not to say I don’t enjoy being a gentleman and treating a woman like a lady….. AND at 42 I’d like to be an adult sharing time with an adult that doesn't have physical hangups .... if the chemistry is there, run with it ...BUT make no mistake, I'm NOT looking for booty calls or FWBs … more than anything I’d like to be a person meeting the mind body & soul of another person. My Judaism is a big part of my identity, but I am FAR from a religious zealot… I believe in the principles, ethics and values that have been handed down through my peoples' tradition, and I don’t think that the jews have any particular patent on good clean living, or giving back… spiritual practices are wonderful and essential guidelines to living harmoniously with my fellow man…. Religious Leaders and many of their INTERPRETATIONS.......... ARE FUCKED!
As far as my intentions, I'm here looking for the right woman to spend the rest of my life with.. to have and to hold..... to emasculate me and force me to buy tampons at CVS...... to spend my hard earned dollar on chick flicks, Bed Bath & Beyond, and Pottery barn. To be the Sunday school teacher that inspired the most popular lyric written by Trent Reznor....... to be the mother of the children WE RAISE to be free thinking well adjusted individuals no matter how meshugga their parents are........ to love, be loved and spread love. ( if having kids is still a possibility )
That being said I have a hell of a gift for good banter both high level and potty talk, will melt your heart with a song, and I like to cook as much as eat out.... nah , I'll let that one go :)
So in summation, I'm looking to have a connection with another like minded adult who doesn't have time or patience for antiquated courtship rituals and game rules like no calling for three days and manipulating upper hand through push & pull / cat & mouse attraction techniques~ if we connect through this thing its because we're intelligent enough to get a read from each others answers and writing style that we don't have to endure 200 back and forth emails before we pick up a phone