I dream about getting my own van and drive through europe one day. I like fighting in IKEA with their pillows. I like a clean house, but it's not that cosy - dilemma! I should sketch and paint more. I love it when you're at a freeparty and the sun comes up behind the speakers that you're hugging. I can stare at the skies for hours, especially when the sun goes down. Alice makes that even better <3. When other people (governments O_o) forbid me to choose my own state of being, I get angry. Also rules that forbid anything you want to do in your own house or on your own land or with your own body should be forbidden. Live and let live. Computers are great, as long as they work. Most of the time I love nerds because they're nerds, but sometimes because they fix my computer. I love my Asus eee <3. In winter I do nothing but stare at the tv. In summertime I stare at other things. Women are more beautiful than most men. I am easily happy. You should be careful with me. You should also be strong. I will walk right over you. I make funny jokes but almost nobody likes them. Making my hands dirty rocks! Or my boots of course. Smoking is gross and anti-social. I think the metro of london is waaay to crowded. When I see water drains I wanna paint bunnies. I sleep best when someone in the room is coding or programming on a very old computer. I love sleeping, by the way. Sleeping is great. I can sleep all day. Sleeeep!
Well... not that you've got an idea about who i am now.. have you? ^^
So here comes the part where i scare most guys away:
I am not your average girl. I throw the spiders out myself or let them live in my appartement. I'm not a supermodel; I've got a big ass. No I mean, really. I am boring. Like wanting huisjeboompjebeestje; yes that boring! I am not ladylike, and make blunt or sexist jokes. I don't yell when i break my nail and drink beer from the bottle. I am smart and fix my own IKEA furniture. I hate cleaning, I love pink. And sometimes i burp.
For the real men who are stll with me after reading the above, this is the part where i make up for it:
I am cute, and funny. My cooking is fantastic, and i bake too. I am very easy going. I will bring you beer when you get home from work. I don't mind you playing games or programming all night long. I give a hell of a blowjob. I hate diamonds and don't need expensive gifts. I've got big boobs. I mean; really. I will watch actionmovies with you. I can shut up for a whole day. I'll let you go to that bachelor party at Hooters. And if youre nice, i will let you fix my IKEA furniture for me, since i hate that anyway! ;)
All together I am: bubbleblei, houdsaam, and candyhappy