getting my own van
drive through europe one day. I like fighting in IKEA with their
pillows. I like a clean house, but it's not that cosy - dilemma! I
should sketch and paint
more. I love it when you're at a
the sun comes up behind the speakers that you're hugging. I can
stare at the skies
for hours, especially when the sun goes down. Alice
makes that even better <3.
When other people (governments O_o) forbid me to choose my own
state of being, I get angry. Also rules that forbid anything you
want to do in your own house or on your own land or with your own
body should be forbidden. Live and let live. Computers
are great, as long as they
work. Most of the time I love nerd
s because they're nerds, but sometimes
because they fix my computer. I love my Asus eee
<3. In winter I do nothing
but stare at the tv. In summertime I stare at other things. Women
are more beautiful than most men. I am easily happy
. You should be careful with me.
You should also be strong. I will walk right over you. I make funny
nobody likes them. Making my hands dirty rocks! Or my boots of
course. Smoking is gross and anti-social. I think the metro of
london is waaay to crowded. When I see water drains I wanna paint
. I sleep
best when someone in the room is coding or programming on a very
old computer. I love sleeping, by the way. Sleeping is great. I can
Well... not that you've got an idea about who i am now.. have you?
So here comes the part where i scare most guys away:
I am not your average girl. I throw the spiders out myself or let
them live in my appartement. I'm not a supermodel; I've got a big
ass. No I mean, really. I am boring. Like wanting
huisjeboompjebeestje; yes that boring! I am not ladylike, and make
blunt or sexist jokes. I don't yell when i break my nail and drink
beer from the bottle. I am smart and fix my own IKEA furniture. I
hate cleaning, I love pink. And sometimes i burp.
For the real men who are stll with me after reading the above, this
is the part where i make up for it:
I am cute, and funny. My cooking is fantastic, and i bake too. I am
very easy going. I will bring you beer when you get home from work.
I don't mind you playing games or programming all night long. I
give a hell of a blowjob. I hate diamonds and don't need expensive
gifts. I've got big boobs. I mean; really. I will watch
actionmovies with you. I can shut up for a whole day. I'll let you
go to that bachelor party at Hooters. And if youre nice, i will let
you fix my IKEA furniture for me, since i hate that anyway!
All together I am: bubbleblei, houdsaam, and candyhappy