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mzmarymac

27 F Eugene, OR

My Details

Last Online
Mar 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Rather not say
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
insert shameless self promotion here...try to be clever so people will like you...dont tell them you're crazy they'll find out soon enough..............HI!! I'm Mary... I'm easily amused; but rarely truly entertained. I have a love/Hate relationship with the nature of the world and the human mind. There are many moments in my life where i just look around and think....What The Fuck ??!! It happens alot, bare with me.... people are amazing creatures....they fascinate me...there is something to be gained from
each and every person....even the copious amounts of complete shitheads have taught me something about life
I'm a fatty...umm I mean bbw ....no no, a goddess...you should know this, I'm well over my weight limit
THINGS I REALLY DIG:

Abstract art
Adrenaline
Badass tattoos
Being goofy
Belly Dancing
Burlesque
Concerts
Carnival rides
Fireworks
Fast cars
Fuzzy slippers
Guitar ( can't even play but partial songs, still like it)
Halloween
Happy accidents
Lightning
The ocean
Poker ( can very barely play but love it)
pyros
Poetry
Philosophy
Painting
Psychology
Powerade
Road trips
Recreational intoxication
Secret Handshakes
Science
Surprises
Theatre
Unconventional spirituality
Useless information
Unique people
Unique experiences
What I’m doing with my life
i'll let ya know when i figure it out....eventually i want to be an author but my story still escapes me
I’m really good at
writing, being a sympathetic listener, Cooking, being observant, being tolerant
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS: mostly non-fiction and music mags also the thesaurus and the dictionary

MOVIES: natural born killers, fight club, Anchorman, dead alive, creepshow, horrible bosses, american psycho

MUSIC: I love music and often wish I was talented and patient enough to play guitar....I'm into almost any genre you can think of, or at least have had a phase where I liked it....there are waay too many bands to name but here are a few favorites

to dance to :portishead
massive attack
80's music
to headbang to: 3 inches of blood
dio
iron maiden
Finntroll
Ensiferium
Morbid angel
blind guardian
abysmal dawn
Alestorm
demilich
kataklysm
watain
super happy storytime land
Carnifex
to chill to: sondre lerche
nora jones
syd matters
john lennon
joni mitchell
stevie nicks
bob marley
Isis
billy holiday
Pink floyd
The Doors
Regina specktor
The moldy peaches
Neurosis
Janis Ian
Johnny Cash

Guilty pleasures: Alkaline Trio
John Mayer
Martina Mcbride
The Faint
Dashboard Confessional
The Eagals
Akon
Dokken
Skid row
Guns and Roses
Nirvana

TV SHOWS: don't watch much tv but i like reno 911, south park, family guy, and beavis and butt-head and a crapload of opb/pbs
FOOD: chinese is bomb!lol... i love mexican food
The six things I could never do without
friends/family
music
air
water
bathing facilities
.....my needs are pretty basic
I spend a lot of time thinking about
life in general. spirituality...the meaning of life....what people did before certain technology was developed...the future,quantum physics
On a typical Friday night I am
at a concert banging my head and injuring my neck
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm afriad of the easter bunny...and anyone in a giant animal suit
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 19–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you want to get to know me....duh lol