Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
insert shameless self promotion here;.try to be clever so people
will like you...dont tell them you're crazy they'll find out soon
I'm Mary. I'm easily amused; but rarely truly entertained. I have a
love/Hate relationship with the nature of the world and the human
mind. There are many moments in my life where i just look around
and think....What The Fuck ??!! It happens alot, bare with me
people are amazing creatures, they fascinate me. is something to be
each and every person.Even the copious amounts of complete
shitheads have taught me something about life
I'm a fatty, umm, I mean ,bbw ....no no, a goddess...you should
know this, I'm well over my weight limit
THINGS I REALLY DIG:
Guitar ( can't even play but partial songs, still like it)
Poker ( can very barely play but love it)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i'll let ya know when i figure it out..Eventually, i want to be an
author but my story still escapes me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
writing, being a sympathetic listener, Cooking, being observant,
The first things people usually notice about me
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i dunno you tell me. I usually get compliments on my eyes or smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: mostly non-fiction and music mags also the thesaurus and the
dictionary, although, there's an app for that now so...not so much.
I mostly read bits and pieces of things.
MOVIES: natural born killers, fight club, Anchorman, dead alive,
creepshow, horrible bosses, american psycho
MUSIC: I love music and often wish I was talented and patient
enough to play guitar.I'm into almost any genre you can think of,
or at least have had a phase where I liked it. there are way too
many bands to name but here are a few favorites
to dance to :
to headbang to:
3 inches of blood
super happy storytime land
to chill to:
The moldy peaches
type O negative
Guns and Roses
TV SHOWS: don't watch much tv but i like, impractical jokers,
family guy, and beavis and butt-head and a crapload of
FOOD: chinese is bomb!lol I love mexican food
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my needs are pretty basic
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
life in general. spirituality. The meaning of life. people did
before certain technology was developed...the future,quantum
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at a concert banging my head and injuring my neck , or sitting at
home watching movies
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm afraid of the easter bunny and anyone in a giant animal suit
You should message me if
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you want to get to know me. and ,, you must like going to shows, or
at least be willing to go... I attend alot., oh, and DO NOT message
me if all you want is casual sex, I'm NOT interested
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