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34 F Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 35–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Vertical roll? Does anyone actually read these? Doesn't everyone sign up just to swipe through the pictures?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.

Running up that hill...
Working too much. Sometimes hanging out and being cool, but mostly working too much.

But I am much more than my job, you should be too.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Shapeshifting. Ninja shit. Being a nerd/geek/savant whisperer. Making this part not sound like a fucking resume.

I like to weld, brew beer, draw, write, cook, grow produce, collect inane things, make things and sometimes break them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look a lot younger than I am? That I'm wiser, smarter, and more complex than they were expecting? Not blending in? Having my shit together, presence, honesty, cool/weird hair, lipstick, tattoos,curves, something shiny I may be wearing, vampy, recovering goth - some stuff just doesn't wash off

Being scary without trying
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: yes, I am literate. Mostly non-fiction, mostly art & design books, exhibit catalogs, some out of print stuff, some graphic novels and a lot of degenerate literature.

I don't *really* read but I got lots of books.
[insert pretentious list of authors past and present here]

old stuff, arthouse stuff, film noirish stuff, subtitled stuff, bizarre stuff, documentary stuff, gorey stuff, ridiculous stuff, anything with puppets, this list basically goes on forever...

TV shows: I have a tv, I just don't turn it on often, don't know all the new shows but I sometimes catch a few here and there.

Music: tastes all over the map, anything good, especially stuff that is LOUD, FAST, WEIRD, or all of the above, excludes jam bands, dubstep, shitty pop, bad hip hop, etc.

Drive-thrus? No thanks. Things consumed with chopsticks? Extinct beast cooked over moonrocks? Yes please.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
sight, sound, touch, taste, smell and NYC
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to explain the cartoon in my head.

Existential wormholes.

Finding something genuine.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
“A hundred times have I thought New York is a catastrophe, and fifty times : It is a beautiful catastrophe.”
― Le Corbusier

Seeking or skirting catastrophe, chasing after something new, revelry at shows, quiet bars, museums, galleries, parties, getting food, getting lost, getting drinks, getting out and meeting characters... but definitely avoiding amateur asshats or 22 year olds from the midwest hopped up on adderall in billyburg. Ah, North Brooklyn used to be fun when it was desolate and dangerous.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I probably like Star Wars more than a girl should.
I really avoid talking on the phone as much as possible.
I turn into Gargamel when I'm in parts of Brooklyn talking about my hatred of all things hipster.
You should message me if
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You are clever, fearless, and make an effort.

You wanna take me out on your motorcycle, buy me a slushy, or make me a mix tape.